On the way to spending 20 years in federal prison for bilking investors of more than $400 million, abandoning your SUV on a bridge overpass, scribbling “Suicide is Painless” on… READ ON

Remember when Tina Brown had that Washington Post column and that chatty T.V. show and there was all that buzz attached to her and we’d read her column and giggle… READ ON

Before we even saw the trailer we were pretty certain that The Love Guru was going to suck. But that’s fine, ever since he abandoned Wayne Campbell that’s exactly what… READ ON

Welcome to those of you who caught this E! News segment on Radar‘s July/August Pamela Anderson cover story. The issue itself hits newsstands on Monday, and is well worth picking… READ ON

FRIENDS FOREVER? Perry (Photo: Getty Images)
Thursday, the Hollywood Reporter mentioned that Matthew Perry has a new project at Showtime. Perry will co-write, executive produce, and star in The End… READ ON

Last year, four Jersey women were sent to prison by a ridiculous New York State Supreme Court Judge for attacking a man on the street who came on to them… READ ON

Attention friends of Dorothy: Judy’s back! In “Judy Garland in Concert,” technology brings us one step closer to the apocalypse by resurrecting The Wizard of Oz star and… READ ON

Here’s “Country I Love,” Barack Obama‘s first ad as his party’s nominee for the general election. It’ll be running in 18 states, a signal of the cash-rich Obama campaign’s decision… READ ON

“DON’T BOTHER ME, I’M BUSY DOWNLOADING THE LATEST FIREFOX” Addict
Ooh, look, it’s another attempt to foist the pathology of addiction onto what is, at best, obsessive behavior and, at… READ ON

Oh, look! It’s Gay Babies! The gals on The View bring us back to extremely familiar territory with a Radar classic. And this time Whoopi Goldberg comes armed with proof… READ ON

“I THOUGHT THE OLD LADY ETC.” Spears
• A true professional: Britney Spears will go back to the recording studio soon, and plans to re-hire her old manager. The… READ ON

George Carlin, the comedian whose “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television” routine gave him as much of a right as anyone else to claim the legacy of Lenny… READ ON

IN FROM THE BULLPEN Tom
• Ringleader: Tom Brokaw will step in and fill Tim Russert’s position as host of Meet the Press. Brokaw will begin next week and… READ ON

Tsvangirai
If you haven’t been following the situation in Zimbabwe—and if you get most of your news from Radar, you haven’t; apologies—here’s where things stand now: After elections in March… READ ON