THIS GUY KNOCKED UP GWYNETH PALTROW Dude from Coldplay
SOME GUY FROM CLEAR CHANNEL: Do your readers care about Coldplay?ME: God, I hope not.
Whether you’re a sensitive twat who… READ ON

OH, PUPPIES Landman
Some newspapers are going thrashing towards doom, even though only 12 percent of their paper costs are from news-gathering; the rest is all printing, distribution, production.… READ ON

Twice a week, for 90 minutes, I think about this piece (after the jump) by Robert Shnayerson from the April 1973 issue of Harper’s. (Do go enjoy their incredible … READ ON

OH YES Mr. Bill
The unlucky little clay man Mr. Bill is back, starring in a debit MasterCard commercial to begin airing Monday. Whether your home is being foreclosed… READ ON

CHASING THE DREAM Fashion Gals (Photo: Neel Shah)
Last night, at the two-story Flatiron District club Taj, about 120 twentysomething men and women participated in a little vanity exercise called… READ ON

MR. BAD EXAMPLE Leitch
“I’m sure we’ll use the example of Will’s career trajectory in recruiting new writers to Gawker titles”—Nick Denton, on the departure of Deadspin founding editor Will… READ ON

I FEEL LIKE A SINGLE WOMAN Twain (Photo: Getty Images)
Shania Twain, whose 1997 album Come on Over remains the best-selling country music title of all time, recently addressed her … READ ON

PAID PAL Cattrall (Photo: Getty Images)
Sex and the City saturation coverage is continuing apace, some will be glad to hear. And with the the film’s box office success castrating… READ ON

Because it’s Friday and the air conditioner is busted and we’re lazy and desperately trying to get out of here, we’re not even going to search around to see if… READ ON

In the forthcoming issue of Vanity Fair, James Wolcott wonders: Why did straight men get so gay about each other under the Bush administration, whether it’s every male journalist’s affection… READ ON

BLOWOUTS AHEAD Your Tour DeFrance U.S. Slipstream-Chipotle team, their honorary burrito (inset)
Chipotle, they of the overstuffed and oversized (yet delicious) burrito, is hardly the dining establishment in which one… READ ON

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This whole Angelina Jolie-Entertainment Tonight feud, which we’re just now taking a close look at, is totally bizarre, even by the admittedly bizarre standards that generally apply… READ ON

Kelly, DeRogatis
It’s been a rough week for Sun-Times music writer Jim DeRogatis, the man who broke the child porn-related stories of singer R. Kelly. Turns out, long ago, the … READ ON

HOUSE OF ED Ed McMahon’s House (For Now)
• Home Search: Ed McMahon blames his foreclosure woes on the “foundering economy, health problems and poor planning.” (Not mentioned: all… READ ON