SOMEHOW YOU KNEW THIS PIC WAS OUT THERE Swayze, Seabiscuit (Photo: Wolverines!)
It’s been a big few weeks for Point Break, a movie globally considered to be a turd when… READ ON

SORRY, IT’S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR ME Rich And Poor
The Robin Hood Foundation’s annual gala, in which hundreds of Wall Street’s wealthiest bankers, ex-bankers (ahem, philanthropists), and hedge… READ ON

FRIEND OF SCOTTY’S? Gannon/Guckert
James Guckert, who prefers the nom de plume of Jeff Gannon, is the ex-hooker and sometime White House “reporter ” who got rejected for press credentials… READ ON

ASH-WENTZ DAY Wentz, Simpson-Wentz (Photo: Photo: Getty Images)
As if anyone could imagine an even tinier version of Pete Wentz, the Fall Out Boy bassist and his wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz… READ ON

Yes, we know, you can hardly breathe you’re so excited for tonight’s season finale of Lost, which is sure to be just as inconclusive as every other painfully frustrating episode… READ ON

It’s just silly to speculate that über hetero 50 Cent could be gay. Not that at least one nagging blogger hasn’t tried repeatedly and hilariously to cull together evidence from… READ ON

• More of a catcher: On Japanese TV, Mariah Carey, clad in sky-high, glittery gold heels, proves she’s only got one Cannon on her arm. With her on the… READ ON

GRAY’S ANATOMY Sorry, It’s Early (Photo: Nicholas Hussein Digital)
Sad times here at Radar: Senior Editor Tyler Gray is leaving us today, headed for Blender, where he’ll serve in the… READ ON

In what can be most charitably characterized as the triumph of hope over experience, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has issued a somewhat tentative endorsement of presumptive Democratic… READ ON

THAT’S KINDA THE THING WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS John (Photo: Getty Images)
• Quiet as a suicide bomber: At a Wisconsin townhall meeting on Thursday, John McCain told the crowd… READ ON

Actor Harvey Korman has died at the age of 81. His most memorable performance, to my mind, was as villain Hedley Lamarr in Mel Brooks‘ Blazing Saddles, but the bulk… READ ON

GOODBYE, PICTURE OF VITO IN A BOMBER JACKET We Don’t Need You Anymore
So it looks like embattled Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY), the Staten Island congressman whose recent DUI in … READ ON

FEETS DON’T FAIL ME NOW Tyler
Alongside such popular favorites as “alcohol abuse,” “drug addiction,” “depression,” and “exhaustion,” we have a new entry to the list of Reasons Why… READ ON

“SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie Bernard and Doris, is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain… READ ON