GRAY’S ANATOMY Sorry, It’s Early (Photo: Nicholas Hussein Digital)
Sad times here at Radar: Senior Editor Tyler Gray is leaving us today, headed for Blender, where he’ll serve in the… READ ON

In what can be most charitably characterized as the triumph of hope over experience, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has issued a somewhat tentative endorsement of presumptive Democratic… READ ON

THAT’S KINDA THE THING WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS John (Photo: Getty Images)
• Quiet as a suicide bomber: At a Wisconsin townhall meeting on Thursday, John McCain told the crowd… READ ON

Actor Harvey Korman has died at the age of 81. His most memorable performance, to my mind, was as villain Hedley Lamarr in Mel Brooks‘ Blazing Saddles, but the bulk… READ ON

GOODBYE, PICTURE OF VITO IN A BOMBER JACKET We Don’t Need You Anymore
So it looks like embattled Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY), the Staten Island congressman whose recent DUI in … READ ON

FEETS DON’T FAIL ME NOW Tyler
Alongside such popular favorites as “alcohol abuse,” “drug addiction,” “depression,” and “exhaustion,” we have a new entry to the list of Reasons Why… READ ON

“SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie Bernard and Doris, is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain… READ ON

METHOD MAN Murray
News this week of actor and comedian Bill Murray‘s alleged physical abuse of wife Jennifer Butler Murray probably came as a shock to those who revere the… READ ON

LADIES’ CHOICE A Samantha, a Carrie, Samantha, Carrie (inset) (Photo: Hailey Eber, inset: movie still)
It looked like some sort of lipstick-lesbian prom—overdressed young woman in pairs and groups, with… READ ON

GRUMPY OLD MEN Gramm, McCain (Photo: Getty Images)
John McCain is taking more heat this week for larding the upper rungs of his campaign with high-paid lobbyists. Say hello to… READ ON

BORN TO BE TRIAL’D That’s called a “Friday caption” … note its nonsensicalness
This week, the child-porn trial of R&B auteur R. Kelly caught an unpleasant case of blue balls.… READ ON

OMG OMG OMG! “The Brangelina brood has just increased by two, according to Entertainment Tonight, which reported Friday that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France. No other… READ ON

The Wall Street Journal‘s D: All Things Digital conference finally came to an end yesterday, but not without some choice quotes from 24-year-old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
The Harvard drop-out,… READ ON

NOMG NOMG NOMG! “ANGELINA JOLIE has not given birth to twins, her rep has confirmed. Speculation has been rife this afternoon that the Tomb Raider star had given birth in… READ ON