There was some other political news last night, if you can believe it. In New Jersey, methuselean Senator Frank Lautenberg handily dispatched a sprightly young opponent (50-year-old Rep. Rob Andrews)… READ ON

Tough times at 30 Rock: “With just two months until the Beijing Olympics, NBC is scrambling to sell out ad time for its broadcast of the Games… Ad execs estimated… READ ON

‘I REFER THE HONORABLE GENTLEMAN TO THE REPLY I GAVE SOME MOMENTS AGO… YOU THICKHEADED FUCKWIT.’ Imagining McCain PMQ’s (Photo: Getty Images)
Yesterday in the Jeff Gannon Memorial White House… READ ON

You know what’s classy? When you trash your first two marriages at your third! So 9/11 conspiracy theorist, frequent porn star dater and lead player in the forthcoming animated Foodfight!… READ ON

If [Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama] have a discussion—or even if their top people have a discussion—and her attitude is ‘I am not going to pursue more delegates but I… READ ON

Is Gawker Media tiring of the “clicks for cash” method of generating revenue and getting into the undoubtedly more lucrative porn distribution business?
Eagle-eyed visitors to Gawker’s pervy kid sister… READ ON

It’s the conservative nightmare—that gays from all over the country will begin flocking to California when gay marriages begin there in a few weeks, only to return to their home… READ ON

Busy week for the Brangelina bunch. Birthing twins, then shoving them buns back in the oven. But with the pregnancy confirmed and the C-section scheduled/ natural childbirth plan all… READ ON

Although he once held sway over an estimated $200M fortune that included vast tracts of land in Malibu, former Tonight Show sidekick, Star Search host and octogenarian television personality Ed… READ ON

Being an editor at celebrity gossip clearinghouse TMZ constantly requires one to tow the line between the tasteful and the tasteless. Sometimes the site falls on the wrong side of… READ ON

After learning to fly helicopters into girlfriend Kate Middleton‘s backyard and to weekend stag parties, Prince William has finished up his stint in the Royal Air Force and will now… READ ON

Since no one will actually read the enormous Vanity Fair oral history of the Internet, because everyone’s attention span has been destroyed by the Internet, perhaps no one has… READ ON

Hey, look, it’s the ladies from The View discussing the ladies from Sex and the City! I haven’t actually watched this clip, out of fear that it might make my… READ ON

Sometimes, when I’m lonely, I peruse the high-end relationship-wanted ads. Then I feel better about myself, knowing others feel worse. For a little while. This week’s best is actually something… READ ON