“CAN WE HURRY THIS UP? WE’VE GOT TO GET BACK TO COUNTING OUR MONEY.” Big Oil
As the cost of oil surged passed $132 a barrel for the first time… READ ON

BOLDFACIALED Hayden, Johnson
Page Six editor Richard Johnson is not fond of apologizing. Back on May 5, the New York Post was forced to issue a retraction for an item… READ ON

We often wonder how TV’s political pundits manage to survive those marathon election return nights. Do they eat? Do they nap? Do they fart? MSNBC’s Tim Russert answered that last… READ ON

ON ROMO: ‘I TRUSTED THAT BASTARD’ In Touch cover
Poor, poor Jessica Simpson. With fellow sad singleton Jennifer Aniston hot and heavy and meeting the fam of Jess’ ex John… READ ON

Lucky magazine (it’s about shopping!) has the richest readers of all the women’s fashion titles, according to new research released Tuesday. In a blow to the aspirational yearnings of Vogue,… READ ON

As stories of housing woes and foreclosures continue to mount, who in the halls of our nation’s legislature will emerge to demonstrate an understanding of the issues that goes beyond… READ ON

I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY Redlasso, Friend To The Lazy
Bad news from Silicon Alley Insider: ” Redlasso, a TV clip service favored by bloggers everywhere, is… READ ON

Why can’t ancient Post gossip Cindy Adams make up her mind about whether or not ancient Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford does his own stunts? On Monday, she refuted the… READ ON

DON’T ACT SO SURPRISED Clinton (Photo: Getty Images)
• The long and winding road: Hillary Clinton‘s taking us to the Democratic convention in Denver in August, people. Unless you… READ ON

COME AGAIN? Richards, Sheen, sperm (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
• Fertile ground: The Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards divorce continues to get uglier as Sheen responds to his ex-wife’s denial on… READ ON

Last night’s marathon finale of American Idol encompassed the best and worst the show has to offer. Defying expectations, the show named former bartender David Cook its season seven winner… READ ON

One of two things, we think, led David Letterman to slip with the phrase “Sex and the Shitty” when interviewing Kristin Davis last night (trust, it was no mere mistake):… READ ON

Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook to get into a Harvard Finals Club and to sleep with girls who otherwise wouldn’t talk to him? That’s the founding mythology espoused in a book … READ ON

STRIKE A POSE Cindy
When looking at Cindy McCain‘s spread in the June issue of Vogue, don’t hate the possible future first lady because she’s beautiful. “She is very attractive,… READ ON