IMMORTAL, BELOVED Deyn homage
Agyness Deyn, the model who is so cool she has two Ys in her ultra-cool name, now has a mannequin cast in her image. The honor… READ ON

Here ya go, Sex and the City fans: All the spoilers you know you want from Sex and the City: The Movie. Do not click if you don’t want the… READ ON

THE KING OF R&B’S GOT ONE, TOO, DEYN Kelly homage
When we last checked in on the child pornography trial of singer R. Kelly, everyone was amusingly pissed—judge, lawyers, an… READ ON

‘NOW IT’S ON TO DENVER, AND LET’S WIN THERE’ Clinton
“Hillary Clinton today brought up the assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy while defending her decision to stay in the race… READ ON

Woo hoo! Long weekend! Barbecues! Trips! Family! The inevitable moment when you decide that you hate your family and you’re never going on vacation with them again! To help you… READ ON

Academy Award-winner Sydney Pollack, who directed one of the indisputably funniest movies of all time, has passed away at the age of 73. Pollack won his Oscar for directing… READ ON

OVER SHARON Stone
• Bad instinct: Continuing her work as a foreign policy expert, Sharon Stone asked if the Chinese earthquake is maybe just “karma” for China’s treatment of… READ ON

Reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt has a unique ability to get to the crux of any issue. Radar has enlisted the king of The Hills to field queries from regular folks… READ ON

Perhaps the most surprising thing about Living Lohan, the new E! reality show that follows 45-year-old Lohan matriarch Dina Lohan as she tries to help her 14-year-old daughter Ali establish… READ ON

This week in unhelpful endorsement news: Retired Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has come out in support of Barack Obama, calling the Illinois senator, “doubtless, from the social and human points… READ ON

COSMETIC SURGERY PIONEER Different Dr. Frankenstein
Thanks to Kanye West‘s dead mom, L.A. chicks will have to think twice before getting their breasts enhanced, their guts sucked skinny, or either… READ ON

That Robocop-loving Spanish guy we told you about a couple months ago didn’t win the big Eurovision Song Contest over the weekend. Instead, it was this Russian dude (above), probably… READ ON

UNDER NO WOOD? Carrie (Photo: Getty Images)
What’s going on with country star Carrie Underwood‘s love life? The former American Idol winner seems to be keeping the kitchen closed when… READ ON

MAKES THEM MOAN Roger Stone
The New Yorker takes a look at the life of shady Republican operative Roger Stone, the self-described “sleaziest man in American politics” who had a… READ ON