SECRET SOURCE My hometown local news’ website and source of all wackiness, WKMG, local6.com (is Sploid hiring?)
• Sharks: “Shark experts right now are studying the attacks in Zihuatanejo… READ ON

ANOTHER CHILD STAR SNIFFS THE DUST O’Neal (Photo: Getty Images)
• Meth-od acting: Tatum O’Neal, an Oscar-winning actress and ex-wife of tennis champ John McEnroe, was busted last night… READ ON

Before he got busy breaking administration hearts and telling administration lies, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan was kind of a manbabe! Or at least that’s how one high… READ ON

HELLO KITTY! Fischbacher, Horn
This week, The Secret Life of Siegfried and Roy comes roaring (ha!) out of the closet and into the book stores. The story of tiger-taming Roy… READ ON

In a little over two years—from early ’06 to this March—the New York City Police Department stopped more than a million people on the streets that they believe may have… READ ON

HAIR TODAY Campbell
Terrible news from The Sun: “SUPERMODEL Naomi Campbell IS going bald, a pal confirmed this week. The fiery 38-year-old—this week charged over an alleged air-rage bust-up—started… READ ON

There is an art to any form. The mishmash of science story with lifestyle trend is a specialty of New York magazine, and today Mark Adams takes it to dizzying,… READ ON

Today’s New Yorker contains four letters in response to a recent piece by Malcolm Gladwell. Three aren’t that intelligible but the fourth contains a rebuke. Memoirist and writer Susan… READ ON

The internet is abuzz with rumors of a videotape showing potential First Lady Michelle Obama “railing against white people” while scary black man Louis Farrakhan sits by her side. Obama’s… READ ON

THE DRUGS DON’T WORK Tatum, Lindsay
After getting busted on Manhattan’s Lower East Side for buying cocaine and crack a few blocks from her luxury apartment building, former child star… READ ON

Ellas Otha Bates, better known as “Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock ‘n’ roll whose distinctive ‘shave and a haircut, two bits’ rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions… READ ON

Although this weekend’s New York Times Book Review was chock-full of lighter fare—it was their “Summer Reading” issue, and science says that people are stupider in the summer!—there was still… READ ON

Nearly 100 fans of emo band My Chemical Romance gathered at London’s Marble Arch on Saturday draped in black and other goth-wear and bearing signs that read, “We’re Not a… READ ON

YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY BABY High School Audrina, Classic Audrina, Current Audrina
Fully-clothed pictures of a high-school era Audrina Patridge have surfaced, putting us in a reflective state of… READ ON