Ballmer
That sound you’re hearing may be the death knell for Jerry Yang‘s Yahoo as you’ve come to know—and mostly disregard—it. Sources familiar with the dealings say Microsoft is primed… READ ON

Last night CBS’ 48 Hours ran a special on polygamy, zeroing in on the recently raided YFZ Ranch in Texas. Authorities broke up families in response to allegations of child… READ ON

SUGE KNIGHT-ISH IN WHITE SATIN Kwame
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, he of the Steve Harvey-like evening wear and similarly colorful and sexy text messages, yesterday vetoed a motion sent… READ ON

HE IS THE CHAMPION Sam
ABC weatherman Sam Champion, he of the extraordinarily white teeth and immaculately coiffed hair, is widely considered to be gay. (Just ask any… READ ON

STILL CHEAPER THAN BOTTLED WATER Gas
High price of fuel got you down? Think positive! New York Times tech blogger David Pogue shares an e-mail currently making the rounds which… READ ON

Maybe it’s time we remind you who first declared Keith Olbermann overrated, because now, on the back of his latest series of popped capillaries, more people are calling him predictable… READ ON

LIKE THAT WALL COLLAGE YOU MADE IN FIFTH GRADE Life & Style
This week the tabs are a grab bag of bloated stars. In Touch has Brad Pitt fearing for… READ ON

So elderly Post gossip Cindy Adams decided to spend Memorial Day in Kazakhstan either on some sort of press junket or because she has awful taste when it comes to… READ ON

When embattled Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY), the Staten Island congressman whose recent DUI in Virginia came after a night of partying with an overserved pal and led to the revelation… READ ON

Rachael Ray‘s fashion sense can best be described as Mom Jeans meets bottom-of-th-barrel TJ Maxx. So when she showed up in a Dunkin’ Donuts ad sporting a black and white… READ ON

AS CLOSE AS THEY’LL GET McCain, Romney (Photo: AP)
George W. Bush arrives in Park City, Utah, at 2 p.m. today. Word is, he’s staying at Mitt Romney‘s house—Romney’s holding… READ ON

FOOD FOR THOUGHT Woody
Woody Harrelson has always fancied himself an eco-warrior. He’s been arrested twice, once in Kentucky for planting industrial hemp seeds and then later in San Francisco… READ ON

• Warriors!: When Manhattan’s Union Square isn’t hosting the crunchy grower’s market, Socialists, 9-11 Truthers, Free Tibet protesters, or screaming Israelis and Palestinians, it’s home to a makeshift fight… READ ON

WHAT’S THAT, YOU SAY? YES, IT’S AN EXCITING TIME FOR US ALL Clooney
• Hey ladies: George Clooney is reportedly on the loose, having split with girlfriend Sarah Larson.… READ ON