Looking to steal a car? Tucker Carlson‘s unlocked Volvo station wagon is available and probably in the parking lot at D.C. hub The Palm right now.
Along with not combing… READ ON

The interminable Democratic primary continues today, as voters in Indiana and North Carolina emerge from under a barrage of campaign ads and head to the polls, taking meagre solace in… READ ON

Bikini-clad Soccer streaker and misdemeanor trespasser Tiffany May has a spread in Playboy. It’s her finest work, really, since her debut (above), an excellent exercise in civil disobedience, and… READ ON

SPOILER WARNING: While promos teased that little Jenny Humphrey was going to go to third base on last night’s episode of Gossip Girl, that didn’t happen. Little J did not… READ ON

Happy birthday, Bob Seger, you big beautiful American badass. We noticed Cruise failed to thank you during his disgusting Oprah circle jerk. We remember all you’ve done, though, and think… READ ON

DEVIL IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA? Freewinds (Photo: Wikipedia)
A special team from the United States, supervised by an independent bureau from the Netherlands, has arrived on the Caribbean island… READ ON

WHAT HAS ONE THUMB, ONE PEN, AND A WEBBY? This Guy
• Most Valuable Pundit: Legions of Stephen Colbert’s cohorts flooded the Web with the comedian’s name and the… READ ON

OBLITERATED Barack, Hillary (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
• cancels morning show appearances, takes a deep breath.
• How your mother got to see you again: Following Tuesday’s custody… READ ON

FATHER OF THE YEAR? Fossella
The story keeps getting more interesting for embattled Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY). The Staten Island congressman, whose recent DUI in Virginia came after a night… READ ON

SISTER ACT Dina, Lindsay Lohan (Photo: Getty Images)
Dina Lohan, the slinky 45-year-old mother and manager of troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t exactly embody responsible parenting. But that didn’t stop… READ ON

Traditionally, when producers of American Idol give contestants an enormous body of work from which to choose their songs—as they did this week by presenting them the entire Rock and… READ ON

WHITE RUSSIAN Baiul (Photo: Kathryn Barry)
You may remember Oksana Baiul as the Ukrainian figure skater who took home the gold medal in the 1994 Winter Olympics. You may also… READ ON

‘LOID RAGE Cannon, Carey, cover (Photo: People.com)
Mariah Carey, or the promotions people pushing her new record, had a vision of love. And People, it seems, made the winning… READ ON

Clinton chief strategist “Geoff Garin had this spin regarding the campaign’s North Carolina 14 point loss: ‘We lost the white electorate in Virginia, started even in North Carolina among the… READ ON