BEAUTY AND THE BITCH Crawford, Meester (Photo: Getty Images)
Online popularity update here. Looks like Chuck isn’t the only one over Serena’s “I’m-a-good-girl-now” act. Seems like the whole wide Internet’s… READ ON

MOZ APPRECIATED Morrissey
Uniter of peoples and melodious feelingsmith Morrissey has opened his wallet to save the Love Music Hate Racism music fest scheduled for Sunday in London, donating $56,000… READ ON

ANY WHICH WAY BUT IRRELEVANT Wentz, Simpson monkey
• Mo monkey, mo problems: That bridge troll Pete Wentz and his knocked-up other Simpson extend their fame with a story… READ ON

NOT TECHNICALLY FLASHING Allegedly Miley (VF shot, inset)
• In hindsight: Miley Cyrus apologized yesterday for some racy pics—but not the bra shots on the Web. She’s “embarrassed” about… READ ON

TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS McCain (Photo: Getty Images)
Responding to Hamas’ recent endorsement of Barack Obama, John McCain borrowed a line from fellow Vietnam vet John Rambo on Friday and… READ ON

Politico looks at an underexamined aspect of the Obama campaign: the fact that there’s been almost none of the “team in disarray” coverage that typically accrues to campaigns at… READ ON

“WITH that naked photo of Carla Bruni having garnered some of the most impressive column inches of the year so far, photographer Michel Comte is at it again; his 1999… READ ON

AWAY GAMES? Clemens
Roger Clemens, the former Yankees pitcher who was a Hall of Fame lock before allegations claiming he had a buttfull of steroids surfaced, now has another character… READ ON

The growing flap over billion-dollar Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus‘ lightly pervy Annie Leibovitz-shot spread in Vanity Fair has some folks wondering if they should dump their Mickey Mouse stock… READ ON

MCCARTHY HEARING Just a kiss o’ the Colin (Powell) (Photo: Getty Images)
As any media outlet knows, the way to attract the attention of the D.C. big wigs at the… READ ON

Miley, girl, we know you’re “embarrassed” this Monday after your apology for those sorta-racy pictures that lesbian seductress Annie Leibovitz, convinced you to take with her “puppy-dog look.”… READ ON

RATED E=MC2 Carey (Photo: Getty Images)
Tennessee had its world premiere over the weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival, and, sit down for the big shocker, Mariah Carey is decent… READ ON

Clearly, pastor Jeremiah Wright could not be enjoying this moment more. Barack Obama’s former pastor’s appearance at the National Press Club today was by far the rip-roaringest stop on his… READ ON

THE PORN DRAGON He’s looking for a few bad Jews
Meet Troy Zirkle: He’s a Republican candidate for Indiana’s second congressional district who loves the law, the Lord, and railing… READ ON