When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future … in the magazine business. So we… READ ON

SCREWBALLERS Clemens, McCready (inset)
Yesterday, when the Daily News broke word that embattled former Yankees pitcher and avowed family man Roger Clemens had engaged in a 10-year affair with painkiller-abusing… READ ON

Stephen Colbert‘s shtick is so over the top that everyone gets it, right? No one really takes him for a genuine, God-fearing conservative, right? We thought so too, until we… READ ON

WHAT SHAFRIR AND GROSE ARE GETTING God, I Hate Them SO MUCH
A mere month after a book based on popular website Stuff White People Like was sold to Random… READ ON

On today’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Radar advice columnist Spencer Pratt and on-off girlfriend Heidi Montag talked about how they both know that Lauren Conrad made a sex… READ ON

BAD DAY, MATE Click to see what happens next
Best media spin ever: A guy named “Bruce” in Australia seemingly got loaded, wandered up onto an overpass, and threatened to… READ ON

Back in March when he delivered his speech on race, Barack Obama had this to say about his controversial pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright: “He contains within him the contradictions—the… READ ON

IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC Cyrus
The New York Times has corrected yesterday’s Biz Day article on Topless Miley Cyrus, as Gawker notes, but the correction might… READ ON

In case you missed it yesterday, we want to remind you: Scarlett Johansson does not have sexually transmitted diseases. So now you know.… READ ON

Santogold’s eponymous debut is released today, and it’s amazing. It’s the most interesting album of the year so far. And if I weren’t a terrible manager we’d have a review… READ ON

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE Dolphins
The incident yesterday in which dolphins Tyler and Sharky collided at Orlando, Florida, SeaWorld park Discovery Cove in a spectacular mid-air mammalian chest bump-gone-wrong… READ ON

SLY MOVE Clinton, Easley (Photo: AP)
• “Pansies” in a twist: North Carolina governor Mike Easley says Hillary Clinton is so tough she “makes Rocky Balboa look like a… READ ON

STILL HOOKERED? Sheen (Photo: Getty Images)
• Love MaSheen: Nici, the barn manager of a stable of prostitutes, tells Rolling Stone that she’s booked a $20k fleet of whores… READ ON

“This is officially the strangest show we’ve ever done.” Those words from judge Simon Cowell made for a good summary of Neil Diamond night on American Idol, a tightly packed—for… READ ON