“Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been banned from flying with British Airways following her arrest at a London airport last week on suspicion of assaulting a police officer, media reports… READ ON

Drug-loving musician Pete Doherty has been jailed for 14 weeks for violating his probation and for using drugs.” Unfortunately for Doherty’s fans, the singer’s engagement at her majesty’s pleasure will… READ ON

When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future … in the magazine business. So we… READ ON

Without a doubt, youthful female babysitters are invaluable tools by which young boys learn the ways of the world. That’s why Rob Lowe‘s dispute with the alleged turncoat nanny of… READ ON

NEVER FORGET Stephanie’s mugshot, present day (inset)
Oh my God. It’s like they won’t stop giving us The Hills. Every bonus episode is as pretty and empty as a Thomas… READ ON

TWO STOOGES MadIggy (Photo: Getty Images)
Madonna and Gucci’s giant fundraiser for UNICEF on the lawn of the United Nations on February 6 may come just shy of causing an… READ ON

The already difficult task of browsing the Internet for the most reputable purveyor of frozen semen just got a bit harder now that John Gonzales, the self-described “Stelios of sperm,”… READ ON

Forget what you read by Frank Rich, Barack Obama insists: John McCain is fine with 100 years of war in Iraq. Obama didn’t decontextualize Mac’s statement at all, and… READ ON

L.A. Police Chief William Bratton is poking a hole in a city councilman’s proposed paparazzi space bubble.
In the wake of the $25,000 Britney Spears hospital motorcade, Councilman Dennis Zine… READ ON

You are not alone in thinking Evite, the incredibly outdated invitation service your one pitiable friend still insists on using to remind you to come to her crappy “I Got… READ ON

LIKE ROCKY McCain (Photo: Getty Images)
• More goodies from The Real McCain: During a 2006, Mac kept addressing congressman Rick Renzi (who’s white but quite tan) as “boy,”… READ ON

SOLDIERING ON Petraeus
• Try, try again: Ambassador Crocker and General Petraeus took a breather from the Iraq hearings to appear on Nightline Tuesday. Looking as charismatic as ever,… READ ON

Equal parts Matrix, QVC, Bionic Woman, and Blue Collar Comedy, FitFlops are gaining a foothold again. A stylish alternative to walking barefoot to the Piggly Wiggly, these thongs actually claim… READ ON

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT We’re All In This Together! (Photo: Getty Images)
“To live in America these days is to suffer. I’m not recommending to my friends… READ ON