Wow, no one could have seen this coming: “NAOMI Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer. The supermodel was hauled away ‘ranting… READ ON

PITT’S IN THE BREEZE Brad, bigger than all that (Photo: Getty Images)
Brad Pitt has reportedly parted with his longtime publicist Cindy Guagenti at Baker Winokur Ryder. She’s repped him… READ ON

QUEER AS JOKE Perez, Ashton (l.), John (r.) (Photo: Getty Images)
As much as we’d like to believe that homosexual gossip Perez Hilton and presumably heterosexual singer John Mayer recently… READ ON

FOOT THE BILL? Neville’s place
Never before has glitz and gaudiness carried such a high asking price: $8 million, to be precise, for the Versace-themed rural Lancashire (outside of Manchester)… READ ON

A New York Times reporter covering the contentious elections in Zimbabwe has been detained by police. Executive Editor Bill Keller just sent out the following statement:
Barry Bearak, a Times… READ ON

Above, the video of shock-jock comic Randi Rhodes calling both Obama race-baiter Geraldine Ferraro and Hillary Clinton “fucking whores” during a recent appearance. Rhodes has since been suspended. On… READ ON

• Baby-a-go-go: Oprah Winfrey invited Thomas, the pregnant man who’s been all over the news recently, on to her show today. As expected, he dropped a “manternity” joke.
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FEELING ALL PARANOID Tom (Photo: Getty Images)
• Deep purple: Tom Cruise has his boxers in a wad over a new strain of medical marijuana, “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tommy… READ ON

KRISTIAN HOME 10021 house
Diligent readers of Page Six magazine may recall that New York-based social gay Kristian Laliberte, diamond heiress and undernourished humanitarian Annabel Vartanian, and Social Life editor… READ ON

I REALLY HATE YOUR MOM 50 Cent, Marquise
On Thursday, a housing court judge ruled that the ex-girlfriend of Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Shaniqua Tompkins, must vacate the maybe-juiced rapper’s… READ ON

NOT ACTUALLY INTO PORN Warning, a heavy beard may cause drowsiness, while lighter agile facial pelts promote alertness
A group of 18 alleged suicide bombers packed their luggage with condoms… READ ON

There’s nothing earth-shattering in learning that homophobic slurs and the N-word are included in oily prick Brandon Davis‘ limited vocabulary. Those kinds of words are just part of the parlance… READ ON

PRE-PITT Jolie (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
Hey, it’s 16-year-old Angelina Jolie posing in skimpy outfits from a March 1992 photo shoot! If there was a way to make you click… READ ON

This Japanese cartoon is pretty old, but it remains a huge hit with members of a militant doomsday cult in Iraq. So says a cult defector who was initially convinced… READ ON