YOU PROBABLY COULDN’T GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE EITHER Card
The godless communists at Starbucks want to prevent you from turning your coffee card into some kind of wacky tribute… READ ON

HEH HEH HEH Oh, Come On, It’s Funny
Thanks, San Francisco Chronicle, but no thanks. [Copyranter]… READ ON

HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH Blogging, soldiering
In the world of 24/7 stress, writers blog until they drop. And also soldiers.
One front-page story in Sunday’s New York Times once again… READ ON

Perhaps it’s because of a newly-found sympathy for the rights of those who are being overpowered by a growing majority intent on seizing what the minority has for ages considered… READ ON

CHANGE OF ART Jamie, Marty Markowitz
Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz wants you to know that his wife Jamie didn’t actually steal valuable Takashi Murakami-designed place mats while at last… READ ON

The Washington Post will win multiple Pulitzer prizes this afternoon, sources tell Radar, including one for Steve Fainaru‘s articles about Blackwater in Iraq, and another prize for commentary. The Post… READ ON

EXPOSING HIS CAUCUS Moore
A presidential campaign event where two naked women and a shirtless guy in a wheelchair writhe all over one another while strobe lights flash and a… READ ON

Like Haley’s Comet with its majestic tail, the mullet is making a cyclical, though somewhat surreptitious, comeback in Ireland according to one disturbed Dubliner. “For some bizarre reason, 13- to… READ ON

Sunday night, Rock of Love 2‘s Bret Michaels resumed the hysterical charade of having spectacularly obnoxious women vie for his attention by behaving in ways that would have ordinary mortals… READ ON

KISS ME YOU TROLLOP McCains (Photo: Getty Images)
The Raw Story gets a hold of an anecdote from the forthcoming The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, in which McNasty super-sizes… READ ON

RECONNECTED Zuckerberg (Photo: Getty Images)
Adidas-rocking Facebook cheese Mark Zuckerberg has finally reached a settlement with the founders of ConnectU, the site he has been accused of stealing code from.… READ ON

PAPPED TO DEATH Diana
• Paps and driver killed Diana: A jury says that reckless photogs are responsible for killing Diana and Dodi. Somewhere there’s a lesson here for… READ ON

WHO CAN I FIRE FOR THIS? Clinton (Photo: Getty Images)
On Saturday, the New York Times reported that a sob story Clinton had been repeating on the campaign trail—that of… READ ON

TEEN-Y Amge, with friends of average size (Photo: Dailymail.co.uk)
• In your face, Mini-me: Vern Troyer has nothing on Jyoti Amge, a 23-inch-tall, 11-pound, 14-year-old dwarf in India. She… READ ON