RECONNECTED Zuckerberg (Photo: Getty Images)
Adidas-rocking Facebook cheese Mark Zuckerberg has finally reached a settlement with the founders of ConnectU, the site he has been accused of stealing code from.… READ ON

PAPPED TO DEATH Diana
• Paps and driver killed Diana: A jury says that reckless photogs are responsible for killing Diana and Dodi. Somewhere there’s a lesson here for… READ ON

WHO CAN I FIRE FOR THIS? Clinton (Photo: Getty Images)
On Saturday, the New York Times reported that a sob story Clinton had been repeating on the campaign trail—that of… READ ON

TEEN-Y Amge, with friends of average size (Photo: Dailymail.co.uk)
• In your face, Mini-me: Vern Troyer has nothing on Jyoti Amge, a 23-inch-tall, 11-pound, 14-year-old dwarf in India. She… READ ON

The New York Times reports that CBS is in talks with CNN to outsource its reporting (that problematic, expensive nuisance that execs can’t quite find a way to clip from… READ ON

ORGY-PRONE Roger Stone
Score another one for the swinging sleaze: “Infamous Republican hit man Roger Stone was directly involved in the downfall of Clinton campaign chief strategist Mark Penn.… READ ON

CASUAL MALE Pellicano
This week, we heard testimony in the trial of accused wiretapper Anthony Pellicano from his former audio geek Wayne Reynolds. Acting as his own lawyer, Pellicano grilled… READ ON

“Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been banned from flying with British Airways following her arrest at a London airport last week on suspicion of assaulting a police officer, media reports… READ ON

Drug-loving musician Pete Doherty has been jailed for 14 weeks for violating his probation and for using drugs.” Unfortunately for Doherty’s fans, the singer’s engagement at her majesty’s pleasure will… READ ON

When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future … in the magazine business. So we… READ ON

Without a doubt, youthful female babysitters are invaluable tools by which young boys learn the ways of the world. That’s why Rob Lowe‘s dispute with the alleged turncoat nanny of… READ ON

NEVER FORGET Stephanie’s mugshot, present day (inset)
Oh my God. It’s like they won’t stop giving us The Hills. Every bonus episode is as pretty and empty as a Thomas… READ ON

TWO STOOGES MadIggy (Photo: Getty Images)
Madonna and Gucci’s giant fundraiser for UNICEF on the lawn of the United Nations on February 6 may come just shy of causing an… READ ON

The already difficult task of browsing the Internet for the most reputable purveyor of frozen semen just got a bit harder now that John Gonzales, the self-described “Stelios of sperm,”… READ ON