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TALK OF THE OTHER TOWN Hills girls
The incessant need to intellectualize The Hills reaches its apex (or nadir, depending on your perspective) in this week’s New Yorker, in which… READ ON

Following Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars live autism benefit last night, Hollywood swells convened at an after-party, where the backslapping continued in earnest and the jokes were apparently… READ ON

INSIDE-OUT CHEESE SANDWICH Tom, Katie, Victoria (Photo: Getty Images)
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WORK IT, GIRL! JB
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UNPICKED DAISY De la Hoya (the coke, like the breasts, is fake)
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If in the slight chance Adam Divello and Co. are in fact saying something incredibly profound with these bonus episodes of The… READ ON

Scoop from Vogue: “Jenna Bush will wear a ‘simple and elegant’ wedding gown designed by Oscar de la Renta at her May 10 wedding: organza with embroidery, matte beading… READ ON

The Colbert Report is broadcasting from Pennsylvania in the run-up to next Tuesday’s primary, and Hardball host Chris Matthews, himself a Philly native, stopped by for a chat last night.… READ ON

Keya Morgan, the man who found the Marilyn Monroe blowjob flick, hit The Early Show this morning to discuss the film. There’s not really a lot to discuss—yep,… READ ON

When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future … in the magazine business. So we… READ ON

RIDIN’ CLERGY Popemobile
Will Pope Benedict XVI break out a new whip for his visit to the U.S., scheduled to start today? He’s in D.C. first, then in New York… READ ON

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The newspaper industry may be dying, but word hasn’t yet reached the 50-person staff of The Circuit, the award-winning student newspaper (so we’re… READ ON