I DON’T WANT TO GO ON WITH YOU LIKE THAT Give Me A Break, I Know Like Three Elton John Song Titles
Is Elton John‘s upcoming fundraiser concert for Hillary… READ ON

GOD I LOVE CASH Jolie (Photo: Getty Images)
First exclusive pics of the twins Angelina Jolie may or may not be carrying could net Hollywood’s Mother Theresa a whopping $10 … READ ON

MATERIAL BOY Ward
Sure you love man model and former Madonna meatstick Tony Ward. His work in Madge’s Sex book alone has safely secured him a spot as a muse… READ ON

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If you’re anything like us, you have no idea who British singer Leona Lewis is, despite the fact that a staggering… READ ON

Unlike Americans, who prefer our persecuted minorities to have different skin colors or sexual preferences or genitalia, our Mexican neighbors have no problem lashing out at people just for being… READ ON

KINDRED SPIRITS Brit, Knut (Photo: Getty Images)
Yesterday, Markus Roebke, a Berlin Zoo keeper told Britain’s Daily Mail that Knut, the once-cuddly polar bear, had become a publicity-addicted psycho, who… READ ON

Congratulations to Pfizer: It’s been ten years since the F.D.A. approved boner-reviving drug Viagra. While the pill hasn’t sold as well as analysts initially expected, it has been responsible for… READ ON

GETTING HIGH Whit, LC (Photo: Getty Images)
With The Hills bonus episodes premiering earlier this week, Lauren Conrad isn’t just climbing aboard some hairy French guy’s Vespa, she’s also climbing… READ ON

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In case you missed it, a stunning New York Times story details how the military has outsourced a $300 million arms contract, the linchpin in… READ ON

• Tales of the tape: Above, archival footage from Hillary Clinton‘s trip to Bosnia as First Lady. Completely unaltered.
• Democracy at work : Officials of a cattle farming town… READ ON

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• Crazy talk: Tom Cruise and Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone are, you’ll be glad to know, kissing and… READ ON

MAN, REALLY? Davis (Photo: MySpace, NYDN)
Though he’s saying it isn’t so, former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified by several media outlets—beginning with the New York Post… READ ON

WHAT A MESS John (Photo: Getty Images)
John McCain was probably pretty psyched when a new poll said a majority of Americans believe, for the first time in years, that… READ ON

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Blonde New York socialite Tinsley Mortimer is extremely adept at multitasking! Not only does she dress herself in fancy clothes and… READ ON