I’M ENGAGED OR SOMETHING! Moss (Photo: Getty Images)
• Love is the drug: Kate Moss has announced her plans to wed Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills. The big… READ ON

By now, you are undoubtedly familiar with the passe Internet meme of “Rickrolling,” wherein you are prompted to click on a link on some celebrity website or something and are… READ ON

STREET WALKIN’ CHEETAHS Wicked website, Ashley (inset)
Every day this unemployment crisis thing gets a whole lot real-er—just ask your local neighborhood fancy whore. In the wake of the Eliot… READ ON

“I will always love the mothers of my children, and I will always be there for both of them,” Kevin Federline tells In Touch Weekly in an exclusive. And if… READ ON

L. RON CALLING? When a stranger calls
Recently, Radar reported on Scientology’s short-lived attempt to beat its Guy Fawkes mask-clad antagonists “Anonymous” at their own game: scary YouTube videos. A… READ ON

Today’s New York Observer takes a look at “buff nerds,” those formerly “concave-chested proto-geeks” who are “suddenly super-cut, ripped, pumped.” Coming a mere seven days after the same… READ ON

We’ve always liked Mike Gravel‘s wild-eyed ways and his insistence on giving the finger to the powers that be whenever possible. So we’re pleased to report that the scrappy … READ ON

A recent New York Times piece on the “rickroll” phenomenon was itself the victim of a prank: The article cited a basketball game where “two men on the sidelines briefly… READ ON

In what is sure to be classiest event of the Palm Beach party season, Ivana Trump, the 59-year-old ex-wife of maybe billionaire reality-show star Donald Trump, will wed Rossano Rubicondi,… READ ON

Legendary Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme “was setting up his cooking tent on the practice range at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans golf tournament Tuesday about 9:30 a.m. when he… READ ON

HE DIDDYN’T Diddy (Photo: Getty Images)
Last week, the Los Angeles Times reported that hip-hop mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs was behind the 1994 shooting of Tupac that catalyzed the bi-coastal… READ ON

DEEP THOUGHTS Hills girl Whitney Port, Modigliani portrait (Photo: Getty Images, Amedeo Modigliani)
Tuesday, Slate, like the New York Times before it and the New Yorker to follow,… READ ON

GROUND RULE DOUBLE TEAM? A-Rod, Jose (Photo: Getty Images)
Vindicated, cheesy former MLB slugger Jose Canseco’s follow-up to his 2005 best-seller Juiced, doesn’t come out till next week, but… READ ON

ON ANON Actually, this is the Unknown Comic
Ryan, the second of several members of Scientology antagonist group Anonymous to be identified on a short-lived Scientology-affiliated YouTube video, says… READ ON