AND YOU ARE … Broderick, Fisher (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
While Matthew Broderick patiently waited for wife Sarah Jessica Parker to turn up at the Cinema Society after party for… READ ON

ALSO INTO BACON CHEDDAR SKINS, AIR AMERICA Trump (Photo: Getty Images)
If you’re one of the beautiful people invited to join asmallworld.net, a kind of Facebook for elites (and Weinsteins… READ ON

CUT HER, MICK Clinton (Photo: Getty Image)
• Rocky loses to Apollo, you know?: After numerous campaign trail cheese steaks, Hillary Clinton feels just like Rocky Balboa. Delegate leader… READ ON

When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future … in the magazine business. So we… READ ON

DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL Anthony (Photo: Getty Images)
• Murder, he said: A New York hedge-fund manager/art collector testifying in the Anthony Pellicano trial Tuesday said that the… READ ON

WORKING HER SOURCE? Is this Parr and Caruso-Cabrera?
On Monday, we asked whether CNBC on-air reporter Michelle Caruso-Cabrera was trying to become the network’s new “money honey.” Now it looks… READ ON

Presidential candidate John McCain stopped by David Letterman‘s Late Show last night for a total mutual facial sesh. You’ll find they tear through as many “You look like a guy… READ ON

Jimmy Kimmel speaks lovingly of spooning with Ben Affleck after the two shot his “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, the follow-up to his girlfriend’s “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” gag clip.… READ ON

Karl Rove wants a Republican in the White House. Karl Rove tells GQ he likes Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama. “She’s actually tried to work with Republicans over the years.… READ ON

PAPER TIGER Graydon
What will magazines look like in 10 years’ time? The Observer poses the question to a bunch of today’s leading editors, and the general consensus seems to… READ ON

I WILL NOT ALWAYS LOVE YOU Cowell
With an alarmingly tight-faced Dolly Parton at the helm as mentor, the three words that best describe last night’s American Idol, now down… READ ON

TANNED, TALENTLESS Spears, Federline, circa 2004
Nothing Americans love more than knocking someone down with a sledgehammer, kicking them in the ribs a few times for good measure, running them… READ ON

It’s the clip that just keeps hangin’ on. The payoff in this Bulgarian Idol segment comes about a minute in. The gist is that Mariah Carey gets lost in… READ ON

Fake news commentary show The Colbert Report just got a very real Peabody Award. “I proudly accept this award and begrudgingly forgive the Peabody Committee for taking three years to… READ ON