THIS ISN’T THE BJ YOU’RE LOOKING FOR Not Lindsay
The gossip columns this morning are atwitter over the the grainy cellphone video of talented, troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan maybe blowing… READ ON

LADY WITH LAPTOP Stew’s Mac
“I was so excited when my new MacBook Air arrived the other day. When I opened the box and examined this laptop, I was amazed… READ ON

SLAVE TO LOVE Silda, Eliot, Ashley (inset) (Photo: Getty Images, Myspace (Ashley))
As former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer retreats with his family to his upstate home for a little… READ ON

“An embarrassed State Department admitted today that the passport files of all three presidential candidates—Sens. John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton—have been breached by its employees. The bombshell announcementl… READ ON

You might recall that an American businesswoman in Saudi Arabia last month was arrested, strip-searched, finger-printed, and detained for the heinous crime of hanging out in a Starbucks with a… READ ON

HOW COME WE NEVER HANG ANYMORE? Corolla, Pinsky (Photo: Getty Images)
Say what you will about the pure schadenfreude that initially drove us all to enter Celebrity Rehab. Along the… READ ON

‘I USED TO BELIEVE IN YOU, MAN’ Bad Movie
Over at HuffPo, blogger Jack Donaldson (Middlebury ’06) is suffering from heartbreak and disillusionment. Who is responsible for this young… READ ON

MATH MAGICIAN? Clinton (Photo: Getty Images)
Why is Hillary Clinton still pretending like she can beat out Barack Obama for the Democratic Presidential nomination? That’s the question Politico asks today… READ ON

It took us all of 10 seconds to realize that Biodome escapee Pauly Shore‘s diatribe about reverse discrimination reported yesterday by Page Six was done with tongue planted firmly in… READ ON

KNIFE FIGHT Colicchio, Batali (Photo: Getty Images)
As season four of Top Chef gets cooking and his restaurant Craft heats up in Los Angeles, Tom Colicchio is faring well, surpassing… READ ON

WILTING FLOWER Dupré
• Fully clothed: Another day, another set of Ashley Dupré photos. These? Almost criminally boring. Especially when she’s said to have New York’s “most beautiful vagina.”… READ ON

TURNCOAT Richardson, Carville (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
• He said, he said: Hillary Clinton adviser James Carville calls New Mexico Governor and super-delegate Bill Richardson “Judas” for endorsing Barack… READ ON

“The overall U.S. death toll in Iraq rose to 4,000 after four soldiers were killed in a roadside bombing in Baghdad, a grim milestone that is likely to fuel calls… READ ON

ANYONE FOR SOFTBALL? Possibly Dupré (Photo: egotastic.com)
Ashley Dupré‘s song is pretty much over. Joe Francis has moved on to someone not so old. Even Diane Sawyer found a … READ ON