No. ONE Mortimer (Photo: Getty Images)
In an effort to capitalize on the March Madness craziness that will for the next three weeks drastically decrease productivity in offices nationwide, the… READ ON

GIRL’S ON FILM Dupré, née Arpaio
The Orlando Sentinel reports that they were just sort of casually searching their archives yesterday when—lo and behold!—they stumbled upon photos of Ashley Dupré… READ ON

This Fox News interview with American Idol reject Amanda Overmyer is being characterized as “awkward” and “uncomfortable,” but the secret hidden gem comes when the anchor (I’d look him up,… READ ON

Yesterday we showed you a picture of Amy Winehouse nuding it up for charity. Sadly, the lawyers got called in and we were forced to remove it. But we… READ ON

So has this uproar over Barack Obama‘s America-hating minister finally given some much-needed hope to those desperate souls who just want all of the insufferable Obama worshipping to please, please… READ ON

Headline of the Day: “Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead“
Frankly, if I knew I could get a new anus I wouldn’t have sat around… READ ON

Things just keep getting better for GOP sock puppet Scooter Libby. First the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney is pardoned following a perjury conviction in the… READ ON

Politico’s Michael Calderone takes note of a Project for Excellence in Journalism study showing that the media spent almost as much time focusing on Eliot Spitzer and his hobaggery as… READ ON

“Bear Stearns’ liquidity problems and plummeting stock price were not its only significant setbacks of the past week. The New York Court of Appeals also ruled against the struggling investment… READ ON

Here’s Barack Obama discussing his grandmother in a radio interview. Asked about his reference to her in his speech on race, the Illinois senator explains that she’s certainly not… READ ON

RE-DESIGNING WOMEN Lebron, Gisele
Oh Vogue, our favorite mean girl. The magazine’s annual shape issue hits stands next month, with a skinny Gisele and beefy LeBron James gracing the cover… READ ON

Per Gawker writer Nick Denton: “Pagesix.com, Rupert Murdoch‘s entertainment news site, is being closed down, effective today. The URL already redirects to the New York Post’s website. Pagesix.com, which… READ ON

The Democratic presidential candidates have consistently focused their national security message on their intention to boldly fight the real war on terror in places like Afghanistan and Pakistan. But sounds… READ ON

THIS MAY VERY WELL BE LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWING A DUDE Or not. Who knows?
Is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape about to see daylight? (Something, incidentally, Lindsay herself hasn’t done… READ ON