BLAZING THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL Kal(Photo: Getty Images)
Actor Kal Penn, best-known for his portrayal of a munchies-questing stoner in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, has joined the ranks… READ ON

The ladies over at Jezebel—and honorary Jezzie Alex Goldberg—aren’t afraid of showing a little skin. In fact, they’re brave enough to document pouring their fair and bruised flesh… READ ON

Breaking from New Hampshire: a watery substance, very possibly “human tears,” has been found in the ocular regions of floundering presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Asked at a campaign breakfast… READ ON

SUCH A PITY Brad(Photo: Getty Images)
That earthquake-like rumble you felt this morning was millions of middle-aged women falling from La-Z-Boys after “Brad Pitt” Google Alerts filled their inboxes with… READ ON

TRADING UP Granny Warriors Paul RV
So you’re looking for a mode of transportation that ensures everyone is aware of your obsession with Ron Paul. The blimp is too big,… READ ON

Today, expect partly sunny skies with a 30 percent chance of nuclear armageddon…. That’s more-or-less the weather report Czech viewers received a while back, when art pranksters the Ztohoven collective… READ ON

EXTRA BAGGAGE Abdul
Paula Abdul, the braying, oft-drunk judge of landmark cultural institution American Idol, caused quite the scene at LAX over the holidays, according to a source. Says a… READ ON

ZING! Clinton(Photo: Getty Images)
Grumblings from within the Hillary camp that giving husband Bill Clinton a prominent role on the campaign trail might have been a miscalculation don’t seem to… READ ON

• Same-sex near-nudes, wrestlin’: At long last American Gladiators is back, and to stellar, almost confounding, numbers. Premiering to more than 12 million viewers, it’s the hottest NBC opening… READ ON

WONDERBRO Baron Cohen, Package
• Special packing: Shocker! Sacha Baron Cohen padded his man-pack for Sweeney Todd (on his own initiative), affirms odd obsession with how he looks down… READ ON

HAND OF DOOM Rudy (Photo: Getty Images)
In a hit-piece certain not to be the last of its kind, GQ has assessed that Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani has—wait for… READ ON

DRINKING ALONE Clinton (Photo: Getty Images)
Hillary Clinton‘s message hasn’t won her any fans at Grinnell or Hampshire colleges, but now, it seems as if the establishment’s candidate is even… READ ON

SOME BULLSHIT The rodeo comes to NYCIn Manhattan, cowboy hats, chaps, and cowhides are almost exclusively the domain of gay pride week, but this weekend, at the Versus Invitational bull-riding… READ ON

OUR LAST, BEST HOPE? Beckham (Photo: Getty Images)
The argument was between a waiter and a customer in a local bar and it concerned the merits or otherwise of the… READ ON