HAPPILY TO HAMPSHIRE Barack, Mike (Photos: Getty Images)• Hawkeye State champs: Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee win the Iowa caucuses. “They said this day would never come,” Obama told… READ ON

BATTLE OF THE BLANDS Urue, Girls
After several consecutive years of public disinterest, lackluster ratings, and bouffant backlash, the Miss America Pageant is making some changes. Miss America: Reality Check… READ ON

Usually people don’t get too fired up about finishing fifth in a seven man race. But Ron Paul was clearly psyched last night, mostly because he finished ahead of his… READ ON

Fans of homoerotic black and white snaps of college boys in their underwear were devastated when Abercrombie & Fitch’s magazine, A & F Quarterly, folded in 2003. So much so … READ ON

The Chicago Tribune reports that Fox Business Network is “averaging 8,000 viewers over its first eight weeks, with 6,000 viewers in the business day and 15,000 viewers in prime-time. That’s… READ ON

POKER-FACE PAGE Crowe (Photo: Getty Images)Russell Crowe, the ropable actor who was once charged with second-degree assault after hurling a telephone at the face of a hotel concierge and has… READ ON

THE CRAP OF LUXURY Leo, Neorest 500 (inset)
How many carbon credits can you buy with $3,200? Maybe ask Prius-driving global-warming alarmist Leonardo DiCaprio, who In Touch reports just dropped… READ ON

If you want to see the Spice Girls—and really, who doesn’t?—don’t let Victoria Beckham catch you talking any trash. According to reports, Beckham’s banned a host of historically Beckham-critical celebs… READ ON

CHUBBY CHECKERS, UNITE Venti
Next time you order your sugar-free caramel skim latte at Starbucks, spare a moment for the barista taking your order. The coffee chain has a fresh… READ ON

STEP IN THE RING McCain (Photo: Getty images)
You might have heard that Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama have rocked the political world with their remarkable Iowa caucus upsets. So… READ ON

LATE-NIGHT FIGHTS Jay, Mob, Media
Thursday’s Writers Guild of America statement concerning Jay Leno‘s return to late-night with self-penned monologues was not as clear as it seems: “A discussion took… READ ON

BAR IS OPEN! Clinton (Photo: Getty images)
The life of a political reporter on the campaign trail is not exactly an enviable one: The combination of bad local cuisine, a… READ ON

THIS IS BAD, RIGHT? Britney
The mystery remains as to what substance Britney Spears was on last night when police showed up to the pop tart’s house. Here’s what we… READ ON

STAY IN SCHOOL Hillary (Photo: Getty Images)Still smarting from her third-place finish in Iowa, Hillary Clinton heads into New Hampshire having learned a valuable lesson: don’t try to strong-arm a… READ ON