According to UK’s Sky News, during a meeting with police, Amy Winehouse was arrested for trying to interfere with the legal case in which her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is facing… READ ON

FEEL NAUGHTY? Hussein (inset), 269-foot, $34M mega-yachtLong before he was deposed and publicly executed, lavishly living Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein commissioned several mega-yachts, including the “Qaddisat Saddam,” built in 1981… READ ON

What do you get when give The Game scribe Neil Strauss, Married With Children pothead David Faustino, and Parker Lewis Can’t Lose has-been (Was he ever even famous enough to… READ ON

RUNNIN’ CHAIN? Britney
If you’ve visited a Starbucks in the past week, you’d half-expect your overpriced beverage of choice to be served to you by cuddly puppy dogs and fairies… READ ON

GET SHORTIES Small gentlemen
Men will be extinct in around 125,000 years, leaving behind a race of self-sufficient lesbians able to reproduce without sperm, says an Oxford University genetics professor.… READ ON

REFRESHING Stam
Bottled water being decidedly un-green, it’s a wonder that any celeb-y types had the temerity to show up to the second annual “charity:water” ball in Manhattan on Monday… READ ON

THEY SHOOT DOGS, DON’T THEY? Blackwater guard, dog (inset)• Dog days: Staffers at the New York Times‘ Baghdad bureau claim Blackwater bodyguards shot Hentish, the Times‘ resident canine, bringing… READ ON

HO-EY 101 Jamie Lynn OK! cover
Sixteen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears—known in some circles as that one girl from Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101 and in many, many others as that little slut… READ ON

COVER BOY Putin
• Putin gets the nod: Russian President Vladimir Putin has been named Time magazine’s person of the year—the theory either being that Al Gore‘s got too… READ ON

KNOCKED UP, KNOCKED DOWN Spears, Wilson (inset)
Life’s pretty sweet when you’re teen TV princess Jamie Lynn Spears, even if you get knocked up just after your sweet 16.
It… READ ON

O NO Bowles, Winfrey
Barack Obama probably has some fond memories of Oprah Winfrey following last week’s campaign O-stravaganza, but will they ever match those harbored by Nazi presidential candidate… READ ON

MY KINDA LOVER Lohan
Guess what?! Sort of off-the-wagon starlet Lindsay Lohan has a new friend, and it’s a she! Courtenay Semel, 28-year-old daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel,… READ ON

A fire spewing thick, acrid smoke out of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, located beside the White House, broke out at 9:15 a.m. today. The only reported injury was sustained… READ ON

DOUBLE PLAY Rodriguez
New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez—the highest-paid player in Major League Baseball—has taken yet another step in distancing himself from mega-agent Scott Boras. Perhaps realizing that… READ ON