GO AGAIN? Epstein
A new anonymous Florida resident, a third “Jane Doe,” has brought another $50 million lawsuit against former money manager Jeffrey Epstein, alleging sexual assaults that happened while… READ ON

HAS HIS MAIL SORTED Silverman (Photo: Getty Images)
Corporate overlords at Viacom may have killed Best Week Ever’s Internet campaign to save under-watched but critically acclaimed NBC football soap Friday… READ ON

As expected, President Bush endorsed John McCain today, citing his “incredible courage, strength of character and perseverance.” Noting that he’d be more than happy to help the Republican nominee in… READ ON

POP POTPOURRI In Touch cover
Americans want choices, and this week’s tabloid covers happily oblige. Star and OK! represent the old guard with Brangie secrets, “Blow up Over Wedding” and… READ ON

THEY’LL ALWAYS HAVE CONGRESS Ron, Dennis (inset) (Photo: Getty images)
Attention tiny old persons who’ve been in Congress much of your adult lives (ahem, Nancy Pelosi)! We’ve stumbled on a… READ ON

What would you do if your local bookmaker shorted you $2 on a winning bet you’d placed? Go home, get your sledgehammer, and totally smash the joint up, right? No?… READ ON

VICTORY WEAR McCain in vest
You might have thought that the days of dope denim wear in the presidential campaign were over now that Mike Huckabee is gone. But nope.… READ ON

Welcome to the Micro Age. As tech gadgets get slimmer and smaller, like the Apple Air and the Moducell phone, so to the weaponry for today’s more savvy gadget… READ ON

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. Here he is, George W. Bush, cuttin’ a rug, joshin’ with the press, just generally havin’ a good old time while… READ ON

IOU? Al (Photo: Getty Images)
Noted Harvard alum, shrill lefty, and pugilist Al Franken has already declared his intent to run for the Minnesota Senate seat once occupied by his… READ ON

ON THE MAKE Patti, Cidney (l.), Victoria (r.)
• Boob tube: Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker‘s Patti Stanger, it seems, set up her richie client up with an escort and… READ ON

I PROMISE TO SCREW THIS UP Howard (Photo: Getty Images)
• Decide for yourself: Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean tells bad early-primary children Michigan and Florida it’s up… READ ON

The Anthony Pellicano case could play out like the weirdest L.A. party ever thrown. On the list: Chris Rock, Michele Malkin, Sylvester Stallone, Brad Grey, Mike Ovitz, Farrah Fawcett, Gary… READ ON

A guy on a bike in a grey hooded sweatshirt was seen leaving the scene of the homemade bomb explosion in Times Square this morning. It was small. No one… READ ON