STREET JUSTICE Seltzer
You may recognize the name Margaret B. Jones as the author of Love and Consequences, the hottest thing to bring the grit of the inner-city streets to… READ ON

BOY, OH BOY Pearlman (Photo: Getty Images)
Lou Pearlman, the now jailed, corpulent hustler behind *NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, has cut a deal with federal prosecutors and confirms to Radar… READ ON

Save for a few self-deprecating jokes (does Hillary‘s humor know another flavor?), Jon Stewart let a slightly tired-looking Clinton do her typical song and dance. To be fair, there was… READ ON

CURTIS BLOWS Obama, 50 (Photo: Getty Images)
Thanks to NAFTA and the trial of Tony Rezko, yesterday wasn’t a great press day for Barack Obama. But he at least got… READ ON

Dude, Moses? Total stoner. At least that’s what one Israeli researcher is suggesting. Professor of cognitive philosophy Benny Shanon has announced that when the bearded prophet received the Ten Commandments… READ ON

I DON’T SEE IT George
After a caller yesterday amused radio host Rush Limbaugh with a comparison between Senator Barack Obama and beloved icon of children’s literature Curious George, the… READ ON

FAMOUS BAGGAGE Richards’ Louis Vuitton ad
He might make for an unlikely supermodel, but that didn’t stop Louis Vuitton from choosing rocker Keith Richards as the new face of their… READ ON

Harvard accepted undergraduate students into its 2008 graduate class at a 9.1 percent clip, making it the most selective college in the country. Current Harvard senior Daniel Wallace thinks… READ ON

GENDER ROLLS Fey, Hitchens (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
Last winter, boozy British curmudgeon Christopher Hitchens wrote a humorous if not entirely accurate piece for Vanity Fair titled “Why Women Aren’t … READ ON

DOGS OF WAR Puppy (Photo: Getty Images)
On one hand are soldiers, pushed to their physical and psychological limits in a war not likely to end in victory for anyone.… READ ON

Longshot Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has made a point of complaining at every chance she gets about the shitty treatment the press has given her, particularly compared to the… READ ON

ART & COMMERCE Tony Blair, Tony Blair (inset)
Meet former British Prime Minister and Bush cuddle-buddy Tony Blair‘s artsy namesake, a pet rat who is gaining notoriety in the art… READ ON

“What is it about that certain house in Brentwood, Calif.?” Gossip gramma Cindy Adams asks in today’s New York Post. Then she goes on to point out that the now… READ ON

TAX THAT ASS Cruise
The anti-Cruise crusading “Anonymous” kicks off its lobbying campaign against Scientology today, with a letter, phone, and fax directive targeting the group’s tax-exempt status.
“I am… READ ON