ZUCKING FACE Mark and Priscilla
A few questions regarding this video TMZ took of alleged code-stealer Mark Zuckerberg exiting celeb hangout Mr. Chow in Los Angeles with his girlfriend, Priscilla … READ ON

Newlyweds Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni scored a nice little wedding present from the French court, as they’re awarded 60,001 euros (or $87,914.92 with the abysmal state of the dollar)… READ ON

OVERBOOKED Tia, Sophia Bush
Monday night at Ports 1961, Radar was relegated to viewing designer Tia Cibani‘s Fall collection on flat-screen monitors under the main tent. The label had attracted… READ ON

The writers’ strike, which may or may not be over shortly, has claimed another victim: Vanity Fair‘s famously exclusive Oscar Party, which was to be held this year at CAA … READ ON

Mike Huckabee and John McCain continue to put the Malachi Crunch to Mitt Romney‘s White House hopes. This time, they colluded to give Huckabee an unexpected Super Tuesday win in… READ ON

AIN’T THAT AMERICA John, John (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
• Unleash the Cougar on his ass!: The staff of mild rockin’ John Mellencamp, a staunch Democrat, asks that John… READ ON

NECK AND NECK Hillary, Barack
• Undecided: Super Tuesday has past, and the Democrats are left divided: Barack Obama wins more states, but Hillary Clinton takes states with higher… READ ON

PIPING HOT Scarborough, sans beauty rest
Among the morning political pundit class, everyone’s a wittle bit kwanky this morning, having stayed up all night to, essentially, get it wrong. Nowhere… READ ON

FOR EASY ACCESS, BABY Droopy sensation
Is 2008 the year of the droopy-crotch? Diesel says “Yes!” If 2006 belonged to the camel-toe inducing skinny jean, and 2007 was all about… READ ON

THE MORNING AFTER PILL Mitt
The French novel The Possibility of an Island envisions the existence of a cloned human who knows neither boredom nor sadness nor joy and aspires… READ ON

AIN’T THAT A BITCH Lutfi, Spears, London
The full details of Lynne Spears‘ restraining order against daughter Britney‘s “manager,” Sam Lutfi, are out. If even a fraction of the accusations… READ ON

The New York Medical Examiner reports that Heath Ledger died of a combo of generic drugs more commonly known as OxyContin, Valium, Xanax, Restoril, Unisom, and Vicodin—but nothing illegal, thank… READ ON

RUBBED THE WRONG WAY Epstein
Another Wednesday, another lawsuit against tacky pervert billionaire Jeffrey Epstein filed by a poor (in both senses of the word) young girl.
Last we checked… READ ON

AKA-HOLE Reed, if that is her name
Cops have yet to find the killer of five women inside a Lane Bryant store on Saturday in Tinley Park, Illinois. But they … READ ON