INCREASE THE PEACE Fabio, Clooney
Former hunk Fabio may have boasted about how he “schooled” current hunk George Clooney during their recent fracas at an L.A. restaurant, but it appears… READ ON

WISH I WAS HERE Mostapha and famSyrian Ambassador to the United States Imad Mostapha weeks ago dismissed today’s big Middle Eastern peace conference in Annapolis as “a photo opportunity and… READ ON

JUDGE DREAD Garcia (Photo: Getty Images)
Reality television is just like real life—or so it seemed during a recent signing of Nina Garcia‘s Little Black Book of Style. The Elle… READ ON

COLOR HIM BAD Justin Bobby, Audrina
It was an emotional night for The Hills kids last night, especially Audrina and Justin Bobby. Out with the gang at hot new club… READ ON

BONADOUCHEY Danny’s recent uplifting moment(Photo: Getty Images)
Danny Bonaduce is determined to show you his junk—under proper lighting this time.
The former child actor-turned-roid rager was interviewed for a story… READ ON

Last Friday, the UN Committee Against Torture issued a statement concerning the use of tasers by zealous law enforcement officials across the world. Their message was clear and forceful: “Don’t… READ ON

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT Clinton, Babs(Photo: Getty Images)
• Hill bags Babs: In a move to blunt the effect of Oprah Winfrey‘s endorsement of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton‘s campaign has rolled… READ ON

TOTAL REQUEST SLIME Daly
• Lost love: Former TRL host and late ’90s babe-poacher Carson Daly will become the first late-night talk show host to undermine the writers’ strike… READ ON

After the last raucous Democratic YouTube debate starring a left-leaning snowman, the Republican version almost fell apart. But thanks to a plucky band of GOP activist/psychos, the forum was… READ ON

MÁS DE LO MISMO Cruz in Vogue
Though graced with massive budgets and piles of couture gowns, Vogue went the well-trodden route with its December cover girl, Penelope Cruz, casting… READ ON

THIRD KID, FIRST YID Spears, Rotem
Remain calm, America: Britney Spears is once again knocked up. In Touch reports that “Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was… READ ON

Good news, fatass! You know those 30 extra pounds you’re waddling around with? You’re not carrying them simply because you can’t say no to anything with a super-size option. According… READ ON

‘BERRY ANGRY Lowery
Yesterday, Natavia Lowery, the former assistant to murdered ex-Ramones manager and real estate broker Linda Stein, pleaded not guilty to charges that she beat her boss to… READ ON

Influential New York homosexual collective Empire Pride Agenda has posted a thorough rundown of Hizzoner’s record on gay rights as mayor from ’94 to ’01, dubbed “The Giuliani Files… READ ON