Queeny Chic at Dolce and Gabbana
SCARF FACE D&G in Milan
We thought it was a tad odd when British Vogue named Queen Elizabeth II as one of Britain’s most glamorous fashion icons. Sure, it pays… READ ON
SCARF FACE D&G in Milan
We thought it was a tad odd when British Vogue named Queen Elizabeth II as one of Britain’s most glamorous fashion icons. Sure, it pays… READ ON
MONROE JOB Lohan in New York
The two biggest water cooler talking points bubbling up from the freckles-and-all naked Lindsay Lohan spread in New York magazine this month: 1. Ooh.… READ ON
PARTY ANIMAL CHEN Boner brigade
As the Edison Chen sex scandal enters its third week, the fallout continues. Chen, the Canadian-born Asian film star who had the fortune of bedding… READ ON
TAKES A LICKIN’ Obama
Barack Obama scored the coveted frozen treat endorsement yesterday when Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield—better known as Ben & Jerry—announced a new ice cream in his… READ ON
GUANTANHOMO? Raúl Castro
As news spreads of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro stepping down, we’re reminded of the longstanding rumor that has dogged his brother Raúl, one that will surely be… READ ON
Yesterday’s electoral setback for President Pervez Musharraf promises more instability in Pakistan and, possibly, the emergence of a creative new method for the U.S. to kill bad guys in the… READ ON
RIP Lonsdale
Shawn Lonsdale, a vocal Scientology critic who both directed his own anti-church documentary and appeared in a BBC Panorama documentary titled Scientology And Me, was found dead… READ ON
In an attempt to ensure that it continues to lead the nation in “number of students who believe that The Flintstones was a documentary,” the state of Florida today took… READ ON
MARSHALL BLATHERS Eminem
• The way he is: In a move to distract fans upset that he hasn’t released an album in more than three years, rapper Eminem is releasing… READ ON
RETURN ON INVESTMENT Christina, Max
• Bad investment: Though People paid an estimated $1.5 million for exclusive photos of Christina Aguilera and her newborn son, Max, readers don’t seem… READ ON
PLEASE GOD NO Seriously, just don’t
What kind of loving God would unleash a Gene Simmons sex tape on an unsuspecting world? What manner of businessperson would assume that such… READ ON
If you don’t mind that empathetic feeling of discomfort that comes when you watch someone so poorly prepared for a television appearance that he makes Merry Miller look like a… READ ON
So apparently our ambitious plan to break into the dog bloggin’ biz with a few well-placed dog murder jokes isn’t really panning out. In fact, the Baltimore Sun dog blogger… READ ON
STILL NOT DEAD Castro, Hilton (inset)
When we last checked in with Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, he was up to his pink panties in political endorsements, publicly backing Hillary… READ ON