TO THE BITTER END McCain, Romney
To exactly no one’s surprise, Mitt Romney and John McCain fought like two badgers in a burlap sack during Wednesday night’s Republican debate. Confirmed:… READ ON

Well, she’s sorta returning to TV. Word is out that Sarah Jessica Parker is about to merge her arty leanings with the TV job that pays the baby bills. But… READ ON

MINING OUR BUSINESS Bill (Photo: Getty Images)
This morning’s New York Times comes with a big ol’ story about Bill Clinton and one of his favorite foundation donors, Frank… READ ON

SOME DISENCHANTED EVENING Models in wait
Can you even stand the excitement? New York Fashion Week kicks off tomorrow in the Bryant Park tents. Tonight the festivities begin with a… READ ON

THE INBOX: GIMME LESS! Early morning Britney coverage
9/11 came early this year to the tabloid Web world, as a young popular music singer named Britney Spears was shuffled off… READ ON

Lots of politicians like strippers. John McCain, for example, used to date one known as “the Flame Thrower.” But Barack Obama apparently isn’t a member of the club: His brother-in-law… READ ON

CHRONIC USER Heath (Photo: Getty Images)
Both Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have decided not to run video footage of recently deceased Australian actor Heath Ledger snorting blow at noted… READ ON

IT’S HISSPACE Tom
Just in time for its 2003-era rush of popularity, MySpace has at last won its dispute to own myspace.co.uk. Owned since 1997 by some random Web company,… READ ON

Kathleen Willey, a former White House volunteer who was reportedly fondled by Bill Clinton and has never recovered, thinks Barack Obama should be scared. Very, very scared. Because, you see,… READ ON

EVASIVE ACTION HERO Snipes
The circumstances surrounding the tax evasion trial of Money Train star Wesley Snipes are totally bizarre. The IRS is claiming that the 45-year-old actor, who made… READ ON

The Trump International Hotel and Tower, a project allegedly managed by The Apprentice season one winner Bill Rancic, has opened in Chicago! (Mostly—it’s open, but they’re still building the top… READ ON

Above, a teaser for the video of Heath Ledger maybe doing cocaine two years ago at some Hollywood party at Chateau Marmont. We’re not really sure what producers for Inside… READ ON

TALK TO HER Tionna
Now more than ever we are confronted with obstacles and difficulties in our daily lives that we just can’t seem to handle on our own. Fear… READ ON

INTERNETS SO MUCH OF IT!
• How to make a schadenfreude pie.
• Someone’s actually running Mike Huckabee’s campaign in New York: M. Myers Mermel. He sounds lonely.
•… READ ON