BRICK-A-BRAC-IST Cheney (Photo: Getty Images)
The Weekly Standard is reporting that Vice President Dick Cheney displays in his home a chunk of the house that U.S. forces blew up to… READ ON

JESUS, FREAK Jacobson
Those who bemoan the Disneyfication of ESPN found comfort last week when news broke about Dana Jacobson’s boozy toast at a roast for the network’s Mike Golic… READ ON

YOUR MOTHER KISSES YOU WITH THAT MOUTH? Jones
Surgically diminished television personality Star Jones, blogging at the Huffington Post, rises to the—God, do we really have to do this?… READ ON

Yesterday, we reported that Scientology leaders were so exasperated with “Anonymous,” the band of merry Internet pranksters hell-bent on disrupting the Church’s day-to-day operations, that they’d asked the FBI and… READ ON

Quick on the heels of her critically acclaimed performance providing the Democratic response to President George Bush‘s State of the Union speech last night, newly recognizable Kansas governor and silver… READ ON

RETRO! March cover
So it turns out we were right when we reported that Blender was planning on featuring onetime pop star Britney Spears on an upcoming cover. An image… READ ON

And the Scientologists strike back! A day after complaining to the Feds that the hackers behind “Anonymous” had rendered their website inoperable and flooded Scientology centers with black faxes and… READ ON

DREW-PY Peterson
You’ll be glad (or pissed) to hear that maybe-murderer Drew Peterson has a plan to redeem these extremely trying past few months! As was reported earlier today, and… READ ON

MAGIC MOMENTS Barack, Burt (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
Barack Obama‘s tractor beam of charisma proved powerful enough yesterday to pull the full weight of a Democratic dinosaur and his family.… READ ON

Another week, another mysterious casino fire. This time, the inferno broke out on the roof of the Great Cedar Hotel at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut. It was significantly smaller… READ ON

Today, on the Fox Morning Show, chrome-pated, weed-lovin’ talk-show host Montel Williams showed that he, too, suffers from an acute case of Heath Ledger Overkill. We’re all in this together,… READ ON

AFFAIRS OF THE TART Spears, Lufti (Photo: Getty Images)
While some are wondering about Sam Lufti‘s role in Britney Spear‘s dysfunctional entourage, talk-show queen bee Barbara Walters considers Lufti a… READ ON

Long-ignored actress Sean Young has joined the parade of celebrities going to rehab, more than a year after Brit and LiLo made it cool. Despite last making headlines for… READ ON

OUTLAWS George, Amy (Photo: Getty Images)
• Battle to the death: Sometime crack-huffing songstress Amy Winehouse has been pitted against warmongering lame duck George Bush for NME‘s Villain of… READ ON