POISON IVY LEAGUE Hilton (Photo: Getty Images)
•Crimson snide: Before a 100-virgin crowd at Harvard today, Paris Hilton appeared to accept Harvard Lampoon‘s award for “Woman of the… READ ON

SHAKEN, STIRRED Amy (Photo: Getty Images)
• Mission impossible: Amy Winehouse has a deal to sing and perform the theme song in the new Bond film Quantum of Solace… READ ON

Nothing makes the pain go away after a long night like a greasy egg sandwich. Unless you’re Shep Smith, in which case the role of “greasy egg sandwich” is played… READ ON

EXTRA PALM-AID Jacobs (Photo: Getty Images)
The fashion industry practically runs on swag—the logic being that editors will be cowed into gushing about an It Bag in print after they… READ ON

Fashion magazine editors seemingly lead a charmed existence during Fashion Week: attend shows, mingle with advertisers and buyers, go to parties. But is life really that cushy? To find out,… READ ON

10:27 a.m.: The Vera Wang show is about to start. Anna is on her cell sitting next to Andre Leon Talley.… READ ON

10:34 a.m.: Anna got off the phone to talk to some redhead sitting next to her—but is now back on. Redhead clearly not a great conversationalist.… READ ON

10:35 a.m.: The show is about to start! Anna hadn’t been wearing her glasses, but they’re on now.… READ ON

10:38 a.m.: Unfortunately, Anna’s bodyguard didn’t get a seat. He’s crouched in the aisle next to Andre.… READ ON

10:42 a.m.: Anna just checked her phone. OMG she’s totally bored with Vera Wang.

10:46 a.m.: Glasses still on. The show started 11 minutes ago and she’s already checked her… READ ON

WAXING POETIC Obama’s secret? Frequent brain massages (Photo: Getty Images)
It seemed a bit poorly timed when Oprah‘s new, post-Super Tuesday show yesterday returned to that scary, well-trod favorite subject… READ ON

10:49 a.m.: The show has ended. Wintour’s holding her phone and applauding half-heartedly by clapping the back of one hand into the palm of the other. She stops after a… READ ON

With Rolling Stone swooping in on its Britney Spears cover story heat, Blender goes to the video. Writer Michael Gross reveals how Sam Lutfi became the catalyst in the paparazzi… READ ON

Time‘s “The Page” page is reporting that former Massachusetts governor/French missionary/solid block of hair Mitt Romney will withdraw from the Republican presidential race, possibly right now. [Time]… READ ON