Keith Olbermann got a lot of attention for Monday night’s “special comment” on waterboarding, in which he described the White House as “a criminal conspiracy to cover the… READ ON

KKK, BRING IT Snipes
• Sniping: Wesley Snipes wants his trial moved out of Klan Kountry, aka, Florida, aka, the home of Disney, accusing prosecutors of “deliberately [choosing] the… READ ON

• Office holiday: After Steve Carell refuses to cross picket lines, The Office halts production, and writers and actors (including Radar fav Mindy Kaling) from the show make… READ ON

ARROW-PROOF Regan (Photo: harpersbazaar.com)
She’s an arrow-strewn St. Sebastian, a bullet-riddled Bonnie Parker, a war-time Patton, a karaoke Sinatra … oh, you know who I’m talking about, bitches. Regan.… READ ON

CHEW ON THIS Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Like everybody, we’ve been enchanted with the Norma Rae-esque details of the WGA strike—catchy chants, oversize signs, shiftless teamsters, and blowup rats—it’s just all so… READ ON

Tuesday was all rainbows, butterflies, and warm fuzzies as Oprah flashed her spotlight on this wacky Internet video phenomenon-thing the kids are calling YouTube. Winfrey toasted the baby billionaire founders… READ ON

SHADY DEALINGS Giuliani (Photo: Getty Images)How much exactly would it cost to get Rudy Giuliani to holster his overdone 9/11 sanctimony? The government for the tiny Persian Gulf nation of… READ ON

EVERYTHING’S JUST WONDERFUL Allen
Good news for British TV viewers: Mockney chanteuse Lily Allen will have her own talk show on BBC Three next spring. Since it’s 2007, there’s the… READ ON

FASHION HOUSE YSL’s $17M French Fantasy FarmFrench fashion icon Yves St. Laurent and his business partner Pierre Berge have foisted their fantasy farm in rural Deauville onto the market for… READ ON

FORGIVE ME, FATHER Conan, stand-in stalkersThe good news is that priestly obsessions are moving on from little pale Irish boys. The bad news, for big pale Irish boy Conan O’Brien,… READ ON

UNWELCOME Conrad(Photo: Getty Images)
Don’t expect to see reality TV riff-raff like The Hills star Lauren Conrad at the Beverly Hills Hotel’s newish Nineteen 12 bar anytime soon. According to… READ ON

DESPERADA Britney, Eagles (inset)
Poor Britney Spears can’t seem to catch a break these days. Despite the fact that her new album defied all odds (and logic) to actually sell… READ ON

WORKING CLEAN Agent Provocateur adJust when the world was getting all hot and bothered over the thought of Lily Allen stripping off to star in the next racy Agent Provocateur… READ ON

If you’ve ever wanted to hear victimized publisher Judith Regan perform a karaoke version of “My Way,” today’s your lucky day. Also, may God have mercy on your soul. [… READ ON