BENDING OVER BACKWARDS Details
Compensating much, Details? Perhaps tired of all the gay jokes (even those coming from inside the house), the most effeminate “straight” rag on the newsstand… READ ON

HOVA RETURNS Jay-Z’s latest
By now, the back story of this record is fairly well known: Jay-Z, comfortable in retirement and CEO-dom, finds inspiration in an early screening of Ridley… READ ON

STATA Errata
Frank Gehry, pioneer of the architectural style known as Crazy Bunch of Crap Tossed Together at Odd Angles, may be backed into a corner of his own construction:… READ ON

TWO FINGER SALUTE Lauper
Cyndi Lauper, Obie Award-winning, vagina-loving playwright Eve Ensler, and friends and members of the country’s oldest feminist press convened at Tavern on the Green in Manhattan… READ ON

STILL FLOSSIN’ Queen Elizabeth II
British Vogue has <ahref=”http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/beauty/article2806755.ece&#8221;target=”_blank”>named Queen Elizabeth II one of the UK’s moststylish women, propping her majesty up alongside models KateMoss, Sophie Dahl, and… READ ON

SOMETHING’S FISHERY Amy
• Amy Fisher’s birthday suit: The former Long Island Lolita sues her ex-cop ex-husband for selling what she says is a private sex tape to a… READ ON

LOVE ME DO Macca, Shevell
• Macca will mack: Paul McCartney is caught in the Hamptons smooching Nancy Shevell, the wife of a millionaire New York Metropolitain Transit Authority… READ ON

A LAZING RACE Oprah, Katie
When Scientology’s favorite blushing young mommy, Katie Holmes, ran the New York City marathon this past weekend, she joined a growing legacy of celebs who’ve… READ ON

OVERCOOKED LAMB Cruise, Streep, Redford (Photo: Getty Images)It looks like Tom Cruise‘s stint as the head of United Artists is off to a brutal start. Lions For Lambs, his new… READ ON

DRESSED DOWN Tahari
Even for a fashion mogul who’s as rich as Croesus, having a confab with Vogue editrix Anna Wintour is a big deal. Or so says designer Elie… READ ON

READY FOR TAKEOFF Robinson, FiennesPossible career for all of those escorts whose careers are stalled by New York mag’s ban on sex ads: British reality TV! From across the pond… READ ON

TO THE DEATH Oscar
Other than not paying their writers, nothing gets big time Hollywood studios breathing harder than a tight Oscar race. Just as soon as their tireless (and… READ ON

HOW YA’ HOLDIN’ UP? Holmes
During Halloween week, the American public was bombarded with several scary-ass images. There was Britney Spears in her Pepto-dipped tiger suit, Paris Hilton donning… READ ON

Wrestling-spawn Nick Hogan gets his Sunshine State jail wings today after being arrested in connection with the August car crash during which his passenger, 22-year-old John Graziano, was critically injured.… READ ON