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Located—and we're not making this up—at 1156 High Street in a city with one of the most liberal marijuana policies in the country (pot ranks dead last as a local law enforcement priority), UC Santa Cruz is so high right now, brah.

Conveniently enough, the campus is flanked by medical marijuana plantations, and local ganja is available without a prescription, which partially explains "the ever-present cloud of pot smoke that permeates the town." This is the kind of place where last year a 19-year-old drug dealer actually called the cops after two of his customers stole four ounces of his pot. He was not arrested. "As the interview progressed he did express some regrets about having called us," said the local police spokesman. "I think he may have learned an important lesson."

Student life at UCSC primarily "consists of kickbacks with Bob Marley records and some shirtless dude playing the bongos." A full 80 percent of those who manage to fill out their applications are accepted, but, unsurprisingly, fewer than half of them are able to graduate in four years, despite what are described as "very minimal requirements."

In fact, perhaps out of mercy, UCSC students are allowed to take an unusually large portion of their courses pass/fail. And we're not talking about astrophysics. "One class I'm taking this semester is called Muppet Magic," admits a student. "It's a class on the history of the Muppets."

Notable Alumni: Maya Rudolph (SNL), Andy Samberg (SNL), Huey P. Newton (Black Panthers).

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The most important day of the academic year at UC Boulder is, of course, 4/20, the arbitrarily designated national day of bud celebration. This year a crowd of more than 10,000 crunchies turned out, forcing the police to merely watch in frustration. Said one student at the rally, "This is a big part of the reason I applied here—the weed atmosphere."
 


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