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9. Eat Shamu
Horrify the animal lover in your life with a visit to Kujiraya, a Tokyo hot spot where the world's largest mammal is served curried, schnitzeled, and sashimi style—international whaling moratorium be damned.

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10. Build a Harem
Utah's got nothing on Swaziland, where King Mswati III recently took his 13th bride. While a single weekend wedding blitz in Mbabane could land you as many wives, remember to pack protection—this impoverished, landlocked nation has one of the highest HIV infection rates in the world.