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51. I Beat Cancer Using the Power of Laughter and a Rigorous and Painful Schedule of Chemotherapy

52. If You Don't Buy Exactly 73 Copies of This Book, Something Terrible Will Happen: Mastering Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

53. What Color Are Your Parachute Pants?

54. Shittin' Pretty: Get Rich the Drug Mule Way!

55. 437 Middle-Age Women Share Anecdotes About Menopause for Some Reason

56. Flavor Flav's Illustrated Kama Sutra

57. God's Great! (Can He Help Me With My Gas?)

58. Dr. Phil Grudgingly Fulfills His Publishing Contract: The Audiotape

59. Your Values Are Just So Sickeningly Bourgeois: An Oberlin Sophomore Sets You Straight

61. Break Your Caffeine Addiction! ... One Crushed Ritalin Tablet at a Time

62. Yesterday Was Yesterday: Living Each New Day as if You Hadn't Already Ruined Your Life

63. Neurosurgery for Dummies

64. Six Weeks to Thicker Ankles

65. Some Women Are Also From Mars: Learning to Love a She-Male

66. Are You Sure You Want Seconds? Instilling Your Child's Eating Disorder

67. Jewing Your Way to the Top

68. 101 Half-Truths to Tell Your Mother About the Nursing Home

69. The All Food Court Diet

70. You Have No Idea What Sadness Is, Young Man

71. 101 Reasons Everyone Hates Your Stupid Face

72. The Lonely Planet Guide to Second Life

73. The Buttafuoco Touch

74. I Live in the Woods Beneath a Sheet of Corrugated Cardboard—And You Can, Too!

75. Drink Yourself Married

76. Natural Cures Using Counterfeit Pharmaceuticals They Don't Want You to Know About

77. "I Am a Highly Successful Internet Entrepreneur," and 300 Other Ironclad Lies for Your 20-Year High School Reunion

78. Coping With Your Hideous Vagina

79. "This Yo Bitch Talkin": Helping Your Pimp Help Hisself

80. Unlocking the Genius You've Kept in Your Basement for Two Years

81. "Why Are You Hitting Yourself?! Why Are You Hitting Yourself?!": Self-Esteem Training From a Former Schoolyard Bully

82. YOU: Grimly Eating Lunch Alone in Your Car

83. The Four-Minute Workweek: Sell Your Semen!

84. Complaining Your Way Into His Heart

85. I Think Def Leppard's Pretty Rad, Too: Communicating With Today's Teenager

86. The Enlightened Nut Vendor

87. Move the Fuck to Florida, Already: A Commonsense Approach to Seasonal Affective Disorder

88. Goodbye, Mr. Stinky Pinky: How To Stop Smelling Your Privates In Public

89. Curing Your Child's Schizophrenia Using Found Household Items

90. I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Get Off My Face

91. No-Nonsense Investment Tips From an Assistant Manager at Radio Shack

92. Sorry, Only Happy People Can Get Pregnant

93. Controlling Your Rage With Arson

94. Nostradamus' Predictions About Your Shitty Life

95. The Dalai Lama Wants You to Have a Jet Ski

96. Now What, Ya Asshole? Life Counseling for the Recently Fired

97. Multitasking While Weeping

98. Prance Away the Gay

99. A Spiritual Solution to That Rash on Your Thigh

100. The Great Imam Achmad Hamid, Praise Be His Name, He of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Honorable Guide to Lovemaking