Hollywood's Most Wanted

Starstruck reporters regularly devote countless inches to florid descriptions of Hollywood stars, but how accurate are their eyewitness reports? We asked forensic sketch artist Gil Zamora to creat...

Suspect No. 1 "[With] the breadth of her cheekbones and brow, she displays that mixture of piety and earthiness that we associate with landscapes less urbane." - New Yorker "A perfect union of petite beauty, serene confidence, and...withering hauteur" - Time Out London "Wary, lazy eyes and lush lips -- almost as a parody of Japanimation." - New York Times
Suspect No. 2 "Prominent chin and wide nose...a hairstyle that frames and falls down the side of her face to blur the hard edges of her chin." - Daily Express (London) "Her eyebrows have been dramatically thinned and shaped." - Daily Mirror (London) "A little fragile, and very real. She's very vulnerable. She makes you want to take care of her." - Redbook
Suspect No. 3 "Those eyes are back, full of mischief and magic, atop a sly half grin that all but announces, 'Yep, I'm trouble, but you love me anyway.'" - People "Those sensuous lips, those curfew-breaking eyes, the... forgot-my-homework mug that makes you want to either mother him or smother him with kisses." - People "Brooding good looks...adorably gray-flecked temples and wryly bemused air." - People
Suspect No. 4 "An angel fallen from grace...eerie pallor, on a face that must have been gentle before age pulled it tight on his skull." - St. Petersburg Times "His longish brown hair is slicked back." - Washington Post "His face isn't just a map of life in flesh; it's a haunting, full-relief masterpiece that would make Rand McNally both weep with joy and cower in terror." - Entertainment Weekly

Photos: PMC and NYDN

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