'G' is for 'Gingrich'

An excerpt from You Don't Know Me: A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values

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Shocking, illuminating, profoundly disturbing, You Don't Know Me: A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values details more than 100 cases of sexual misconduct by Republican officials, officeholders, and ideological supporters. In addition to augmenting the public's knowledge of recent infamous scandals, the book unearths a multitude of other instances of Republican sexual waywardness, most criminal in nature.


We were originally going to call our book (You Don't Know Me), A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values A–Z, because we categorize the different manifestations of Republican sexual disorder and hypocrisy alphabetically, from Adultery under the letter "A" to Zoophilia under "Z." A majority of the infractions are criminal in nature, and the most disturbing category is pedophilia. There are 46 Republican pedophiles listed under this heading, out of a total of 110 individual cases in the book. That's almost 45 percent.

For shock value, we could have chosen the letter "P," but we chose "G" for Radar instead, because you find under this letter the heading "Gingrich Family Values." It is the longest entry in the book, because the information concerning former Republican speaker of the house Newt Gingrich's tawdry escapades in this regard is by far the most extensive of any Republican political figure included.

Discover the real reason for his visit to the hospital when his wife was just getting out of cancer surgery, what he was up to sexually while he was trying to get President Clinton impeached, why his church had to take up a collection for one of his ex-wives, and the importance of his "little boy smile."

Bottom line, the leader of the so-called "Republican Revolution" is almost as much of a reprobate as any of our pedophiles.

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