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The Scandal: Senator Larry Craig (allegedly) tried to have a toe-tapping good time with an undercover cop in a Minneapolis airport bathroom.

The Story: Holly Hertzel of Scarebaby Design is a full-time T-shirt maker who recently quit her job to run her online store. She's constantly trolling the Web for scandals, so the day the "wide stance" statement came out she was all over that mess. Unfortunately, the shirts haven't exactly been flying off the virtual shelves; Hertzel has only sold about 50 so far. "It's a scandal that doesn't lend itself to too much jollity, I think," she says. "Because it's just kind of pathetic."

The Politics: Hertzel is all about making a statement with her tees. "He was such a hypocrite and he seems to be in such denial about his homosexuality," she says. "And I think, in the 21st century, those people need to be called out. They need to be exposed."