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THE QUINTESSENTIAL "BRAVO OVERLOAD" DREAM
I'm in a spartan, luxe hotel bathroom taking a shower. The hotel is in the headquarters of the Tyrell Corporation in Blade Runner. I hear a knock at the door. I put a towel around my waist and answer it. Nina Garcia is standing there. She's wearing this brown, flowing, see-through dress and she's pulling a rolling suitcase behind her. I'm surprised that she's checking out of the hotel, and I ask her why she's leaving town earlier than expected as I begin to remember the affair we've been having during this convention at the Tyrell Corporation, which is now in Las Vegas. Nina lets go of the suitcase and steps into the doorway. She puts her hand on my chest and pushes me up against the wall. She starts kissing me. It's amazing. Nina's a great kisser. Before I can say anything, she tells me it has to end. She's leaving to go back to her husband in L.A. It's over between us. She walks away with the suitcase and I close the door. I'm alone, left with this feeling of deep satisfaction that I had a fling with Nina Garcia.
—Male, 36, believes Nina to be Project Runway's best judge

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THE "FLASHBACK TO 1997" DREAM
I hear that David Schwimmer has proposed to Jennifer Aniston. I call a friend to tell her the news.

"That can't be true! It's probably part of that Ashton Kutcher reality show where they trick the paparazzi and reporters," she says.

"No, it's true! It's on CNN!"

And then I show her the CNN story: "Ross and Rachel Together!" It includes a quote from Schwimmer saying he has always been in love with Aniston and has waited all these years to propose.
—Female, 26, member of Team Aniston

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THE "NACHOS WITH BRITNEY" DREAM
A friend and I meet up with Britney Spears for dinner in a dimly lit Mexican restaurant. As soon as we sit down, she tells us, "I'm pregnant and I don't know who the baby daddy is."

"Do you really think you're in a good place to be having a baby right now?" I ask.

"I'm not crazy. I swear. It was a one-time thing," she explains. "It happened because I was on Lorazepam, Diazepam, and Lidocaine, and all these other psychotropic meds all at once, and I went totally crazy, but just for one night. I'm really not crazy."

We think that sounds fine and get ready to leave (to go to a party with Prince William). Before we do, I lean over to the table next to ours and say to the people sitting there, "Hey guys, I know that would be a great story for the tabloids, but it'd be really cool if you could just keep all the information to yourselves."
—Female, 26, admitted Britney obsessive

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THE CLASSIC ANXIETY DREAM: BEING BLACKLISTED BY TOM BROKAW
Tom Brokaw is furious at me. I was supposed to send him a party invitation, but instead had somehow been forwarding him e-mails, IM conversations, and text messages about my life, work, and friends. He tells me he is sick of hearing about what a bitch my roommate is, he thinks my work ethic is poor, and, frankly, if he were that guy from the bar last Friday, he wouldn't have called me back, either. Brokaw is beyond steamed and tells me, "You'll never send invitations in this town again!"
—Male, 26, "stressed out" and in the midst of sending out party invites