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6. Tyra Banks
The Diva Bitch
Miss Tyra has created a television legacy by hauling in gangly girls from all over America, taking "fashion" photos of them hanging from wires, and then chewing them out for the inability to smile with their eyes or otherwise give good face. Earlier this month, Tyra did the impossible, soaring past Oprah in online popularity on Radar's very own Fame-O-Meter. You can keep on giving, Oprah, but we prefer to take in Tyra's fierce bitchiness.

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5. Victoria Beckham
The Skinny Bitch
The suspiciously rotund breasts, the tiny, malnourished physique, the ridiculous fashions, the bad influence on poor Katie Holmes, the always-injured husband. There are so many reasons to hate Victoria Beckham. But there's something about Posh that makes her appealing despite her plasticine fembot looks. She takes shoes from photo shoots at will. She keeps her pretty jock husband in line. And it was probably her bitchiness, not just poor ticket sales, that cut the Spice Girls reunion tour short, for which we should all be thankful. And, hey, there could be more annoying people with their body parts sticking out of shopping bags in Marc Jacobs ads. Really.