You've got problems. Hills antihero Spencer Pratt is here to solve them

Benihana! I mean, where else would one flip haters?

Bring Back Tionna Smalls

I have to agree with Spencer (I can't believe I am)... Don't hold your breath waiting for that call!!! Ugh.

Seriously, this might be the worst idea Radar has ever had. surely we can find a better source of advice than a creepy a-hole with a five-head and pubes on his chin...?

I like his beard.

Are you seriously letting this tool give advice....and not very good advise....
LISTEN BED WETTER...girl you got issues, if you are wetting the bed when drinking then you have no business drinking. I do not think you need to go to AA but if this is a natural occurance for you then sweetie put the bottle down. And why the hell are you running away...if you really liked this guy then you should have been "OOPS MY BAD...BABY GET UP I JUST PISSED ALL OVER THE BED!" Then you should have proceeded to clean up your fucking mess. Girl I would not be surprised if he never talked to you again...running away and leaving him to clean up your piss. Shame on you..you give women a bad name for shit like that. Shit I would send him flowers, candy and a cleaning crew girl! Own up to your mistake and if he take you back then he really is into and does not care about your weak bladder. If he blows you off, then just move on girl! Damn I swear.......

CHARMING THE MOTHER! -
Look, the tools advice was not great, but it was not bad either, but what he should have told you was to get your girlfriend to give you some inside tips. Ask your girlfriend what her mother's likes and dislikes are. Who would know the mom better than the daughter...right? Find out what the mother's favorite flowers, candies, and food are. Maybe make dinner for the family with all her favorites? Make sure to ask your girlfriend what her mother's pet peeves are. The more you know about a person you are trying to win over the easier it is. But most importantly, never ever show your girlfriend any disrespect or humiliation in front of the parental units. Because in the end the way to a mother's heart is through her daughter's!

Spencer's comment sounds as if a 16 year old boy wrote it actually. I know a lot of women who have encountered this moment as well as men. It's called a weak bladder. Most people who do this also have leakage problems when laughing hard and coughing, even crying.

Someone with so little experience should not be giving others advice. Just my opinion, but I do believe Spencer should return to other endeavors. Oh and his comment about buying the guy new sheets??? WTF? Ever hear of a washing machine?

Heidi is way to good for u. your ugly,lazy,selfish,childish, its time to grow up and act your age! she deserves so much more then you can give. If you loved her at all you would let her go, she is way better off without you!!!

Yes, because giant fake boobs, set-up photo ops, and overproduced off-key dolphin keening is very, very sexy.

I'll take a pissing drunk over this twat or his girlfriend any day of the week.

Umm...Spence? Have you ever heard of female ejaculation? Evidently not; I feel sorry for you, for this girl, and definitely for Heidi!! Look it up in a sex-ed manual. It sounds highly likely that this girl just had a really great orgasm--probably for the first time in her life. Most women who are lucky enough to experience this think that they're urinating when it first happens to them. It's definitely NOT pee, though! The fact that she doesn't remember her night indicates that she probably does need A.A. However, I really hope she gets over the shame (public and private) that's been heaped on (by herself, by you), and learns a little bit more about her body!

Spencer Pratt advice column? Fuck you Radar Online.

Dear Spencer,

Does it suck not being able to have sex with Heidi because you have no penis?

Rest assured that people who aren't into your scene don't hate you because they're jealous of you but because you've annoyed their respective throats shut with your constant, arbitrary demands for them to "care" about you--that is, validate in your mind your unwarranted self-importance by paying attention to you.

spencer is retarded.

Yo Spencer!

I've been having some serious existential dilemmas lately. Namely, I find it hard to come to grips with the fact that humans behave unkindly towards one another in the face of the fact that our existence is so short on this earth and that humans as a species will be dead and gone in some years to pass and that our planet itself will be first rendered uninhabitable by the increasing luminosity of the sun while it is on the main sequence and subsequently consumed by the fiery ball itself when the sun leaves the main sequence and becomes a red giant.

Perhaps you could lend me some perspective.

Yo Spencer!

How do you feel about the thousands that live in poverty LA and Orange County, putting in more work in a day than you do in a week to make barely enough to feed their families?

Yo Spencer!

Are you aware that your last name is hilariously appropriate?

Why in the world would you put Spencer Pratt in charge of an advice column for a magazine like Radar? Your subscribers expect so much more from you. Just because someone is controversial or will get your magazine more attention, it doesn't mean that you should include them. I feel it is a cheap way for Radar to gain readership or website members. There are plenty of other controversial people that actually have something worthwhile to say.

go away you albino!

Radar, cheap effin way to get advertisement money. My prediction is that in the next 5 years Spencer will have even more credit card debt. Heidi will be in bad porn. ill give it to the producers though, they have figured out a way to pay these no talent clowns just enough money to think theyre famous. too bad they cant see the joke coming and will wind up even more depressed as soon as they figure out how long the idiots in this country attention span is. Kudos, spencer, your right its just becasue everyones jelous. I'd be willing to bet your approval rating is right around 50 basis points. Don't worry your furry head though, you wont even need to know what that means untill you realize how broke and depressed you actually are.

I give better advice than Spencer gives head...

www.killkriskortez.com/advice.htm

HAH! This is a great idea. I really like this Spencer kid. He's wily. ^.~

*giggles* Not to burst your bubble flossie, but female ejaculation is just a form of incontinence. Sorry, NOT zexy!

spencer is a fool.... and YOU people are fools to take his advice!

foxxbott... female ejaculation - squirting - is NOT incontinence. look it up brother... or watch it in some porn......

mona, go read something. You twatbag.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

I LUV SPENCER PRATT!!! HES SO HOT, I THINK HES THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE WORLD! ID DO ANYTHING 4 HIM, ID DIE DEFENDING HIM! I WANNA SUK HIS DIC ALL NITE LONG AND I WANNA SWALLOW UR CUM SPENCER , I BET UR CUM TASTES REALLY GOOD, THEN I WANT SPENCER TO BEND ME OVR AND FUK ME SILLY!!!!!!! IL DO ANYTHIN 4 U SPENCER...XXX.

SPENCER I WANNA DIE MASTURBATIN 2 U!!!!!