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Project RedlightHarvey Weinstein has picked your worst movie pitches. See the finalistsLast month, we asked readers to submit their most horrendous movie pitches to be judged by Harvey Weinstein. And send them they did. From the tale of an armless volleyball star to a version of The Godfather shot in outer space, the bad taste was astounding and impressive! 
Christ Rider AUTHOR: PITCH: PREMISE: TAGLINE: CAST: 
That pitch for the Hitler movie seems like it copied from a canceled British show called HEIL HONEY I'M HOME! Posted by: VML on March 15, 2008 12:53 AM I cry plagarism on the Hitler pitch! Posted by: Arashan on March 16, 2008 8:00 AM Personally, I think "Dick Head" is the most painful of the finalists. The thought of Rob Schneider's crotch screaming at people with Gilbert Gottfried's voice hurts like... well, a kick to the crotch. Posted by: LeroyGrey on March 16, 2008 3:48 PM There was a talking penis movie already in 1987: Posted by: sarrahbastet on March 17, 2008 3:24 AM Advertisement oh, sure - "Me and Him", with the dude from Perfect Strangers, but the talking tuber was talking in the dude's head, not yelling at people across the street. Still, it's probably the casting that takes the idea over the top. I mean, if the talking penis had the voice of Mel Gibson or George Clooney, would the dude stand a better chance? Could there really be a worse voice for a talking penis to have? Posted by: LeroyGrey on March 17, 2008 8:56 PM It could be an urban myth, but didn't the sequel to `Deep Throat' also feature a talking crotch (essentially the reverse of the situation in the original)? Posted by: VoldemortWearsPrada on March 24, 2008 5:30 AM You're thinking of the movie CHATTERBOX with the late Candice Rialson. Posted by: The Hoyk on March 24, 2008 9:23 AM Actually, Leroy: I can think of a worse voice for the talking penis. George W. Bush. Posted by: Bellboy on March 24, 2008 4:53 PM Post a commentYour comment will not be visible for about a minute. If you don't see your comment when the page reloads, do not post it again. Reload the page in a minute, and you'll see it. < BACK TO Features |
 
  
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