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Well, I know I got a lot of those "we laugh because it's true" laughs out of your story "The Ursula Cookie," about being driven to fake a relative's death by your crazy first boss in publishing. It made me think of your book as a sort of a useful counterpoint to chick lit—like, "this is how it really is to be a single twentysomething girl in Manhattan; it's not all madcap hijinx and Cosmos and love triangles" (though sometimes it is those things; rarely Cosmos). But you also must have been aware that you were treading into some heavily trafficked territory when writing about being a bad bridesmaid, etc. Are you wary at all of being lumped in with books on the pink shelf?
It's such a massive lump at this point. I might have been more worried five or 10 years ago when the concept was first being identified, coined, and marketed. But now it seems like if you just pick up a pen and have breasts (not that anyone I know is actually picking up pens with their breasts, in case that's confusing), then people are predisposed to think what you produce as chick lit. And if it's in the first person? Forget it. Since the stereotype has grown so widespread it's almost pointless to be fearful of it. It's out there, it sells a lot of perfectly good books to the people that want them, and there's no getting around it. I know mine's not the same, so hopefully it'll be okay. For one thing, it's the details of what an individual life is really like that can save a book from the Cosmo trap, especially in the essay format. Plus, it's not like I have a giant martini glass on my cover with, you know, a miniature sparkling stiletto in lieu of an olive.

It's funny, at Vintage we reissued Lorrie Moore's Who Will Run the Frog Hospital? with a new cover, a decade after it was first published, and some tiny paper reviewed it as if it had just come out. It was fascinating because they condemned it as trafficking the same territory as the "pink shelf" books. And I thought, this is Lorrie Moore, damn it. How far have we let this thing get that there are to be no more plotlines about female friendships or the opposite sex or coming of age or self-reflection at all? I think the only way to avoid the label of which you speak would be to write a novel in which a woman sits in a room painted black, speaks to no one for 400 pages, and keeps a gun in one hand and a scotch-stained copy of The Executioner's Song in the other. Even then, she'd probably have to use a pseudonym.

Well, clearly you're not about to write My Only Friends Are This Gun and This Scotch-Stained Copy of the Executioner's Song next, so what are you going to write next? Working on anything?

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Wait, I love that title. But to answer your question, I wrote a novel a couple years ago (a very dark comedy) that I have mixed feelings about. So, into the proverbial drawer it goes and I've started something else I'm very excited about.

For a while, I had this feeling that if people didn't want to discuss their work, then what they were working on must not be that great—if it could be so easily disturbed by summarizing the plot in a few lines. But for the first time, I find myself very protective over the new book. Can we play two truths and a lie? Awesome: It's a semihistorical novel, it involves many fat people, one quarter of it is in a foreign language.

Okay, one last question! Did you ever find out who pooped on your bathroom floor?
Ah, I'm afraid that information is confidential. It's between me and the Anti-Defecation League.

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