PARTYING LIKE IT'S 1975 Huckabee with the Norrises
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Okay,
Mike Huckabee may not be the next president of the United States, but there's always a chance he'll finagle a veep seat on
John McCain's "Straight Talk Express." After all, what politician is so universally beloved that he merits not one, not two, but 50 nicknames? Below, our comprehensive list of handles for the GOP's (and Jesus') number one Huckster:
1. Huck
2. Two Buck Huck
3. Sucka-bee
4. Huckaboom
5. Huckleberry Thin
6. Huckleberry Hound
7. Huck-a-behave
8. Daddy
9. The Biggest Loser
10. Huckmaster General
11. Mitt's Master Mike
12. The Honorable Governor Michael Dale Huckabee
13. Guv'nor
14. Mother Hucker
15. Princess
16. Huck Wild
17. Con the Baptist
18. Sir Hucksalot
19. Huckazoom
20. That Guy Who Pardoned That Rapist Who Immediately Went Out and Raped Like Five People
21. Huck-stop
22. Good Luck Huck
23. Mrs. Chuck Norris
24. Huck the Hick
25. Yippie Ka-Yay Mother Hucker
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CHUCK WASN'T AVAILABLE Huckabee with Rudy Giuliani
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PASS THE MIKE Huckabee, shortly before his victory in the GOP Iowa caucuses
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