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Julianne Moore: "I just get the sense that she would be a really great person to share a pot of tea with."

Randy Moss: "Three words: 'Straight cash, homey.' In an era in which the majority of athletes speak in platitudes, at least the man is honest about why he plays football."

Conan O'Brien: "Unlike Jay Leno, whose act is totally put on, O'Brien has a humbleness to him that at times is so honest that it's actually uncomfortable to watch. But it's nonetheless endearing."

Natalie Portman: "Even though it's pretty clear that she's smarter and more attractive than 99.9 percent of the population, she seems like she wouldn't lord it over you. If you asked her where she went to college, she would definite say, 'Outside Boston,' but not in that obnoxious way."

Paul Rudd: "I like that he lets himself go sometimes, like when he was chubby in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. It's refreshing in an actor."

Trent Reznor: "He seems to have a pretty legit fuck-you attitude to the establishment. He even dumped his label and decided to start distributing independently, which is rare in the rock world."

Susan Sarandon: "She's obviously not out promoting her now-saggy breasts. She's too old and passé to be an advocate for anything other than what she actually believes in."

Julia Stiles: "I actually ran into her once and we had a 10-minute conversation about Shakespeare. She is totally nice and normal, and is that rare young female celebrity who actually has her head on straight."

Jon Stewart: "His outrage comes off as genuine outrage, and not some Fox News–esque attempt at pandering for ratings."

Uma Thurman: "In every single interview she's ever done, I always come away with the feeling that she's literate, intelligent, and actually concerned with choosing interesting roles rather than starring in crappy romantic comedies."