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Big Breasts, Bigger Dreams(continued)
WE THINK HE WORKS OUT Damon Gasparine Damon Gasparine, 28 HunkMania Saturday nights at Meatpacking District club Duvet, Damon Gasparine is not supposed to take off his clothes. He usually does anyway. He says ladies love his "great ass," which, as the result of a dare, comes complete with a tattoo of a My Little Pony and Care Bear embracing on his left cheek. However, if he had his way, Gasparine would dedicate himself full-time to abstract art. He's also working on a stand-up comedy routine. "My paintings are very stream-of-consciousness," he says. "I also work as steel fabricator during the day, so I'll occasionally do a steel sculpture, if it suits me." Gasparine says the hardest part about pursuing his art is getting intimidated by others he thinks are better. "I am definitely my own worst critic, but I was just at the Borgata in Atlantic City and was looking at the art on the walls, and I thought mine was better," he says. He also thought about a career as a tattoo artist, but says it didn't pan out. The problem? "I couldn't erase," says Gasparine. 
yoko wants on! Get a picture of his ass up here now, right cheek preferable. Yoko doesn't like tats and hates carebearsandlittleponies. Toxic toys for toxic tots. Posted by: yoko on February 27, 2008 9:54 AM nice captions Posted by: googly on February 27, 2008 11:55 AM never knew this side of their lives...nice article! Posted by: Lilnumber3 on February 27, 2008 9:32 PM Great article! Great idea for a series. I want more! Posted by: peggy1207 on February 27, 2008 9:51 PM Advertisement she is like a russian gumby Posted by: Lilnumber3 on February 27, 2008 11:17 PM Most strippers are just regular gals trying to pay the rent. In my opinion, this idea of that they are a wellspring of hidden aspirations and talents is largely a myth. Of course the few who are mining their other genuine talents are going to try to showcase themselves because of the spotlight Diablo Cody has thrown on them, and more power to them. You gotta work your turf. But most exotic dancers that I've met are just exotic dancers, just like most cashiers are just cashiers, most lawyers are just lawyers, and so forth. Take it from a guy who's handed over plenty of money to them, and also talked with a lot of them at length over the last, oh, thirty-five years. I know what they're really like; that's probably why I'LL never get a book contract to write about them, even though I've blogged about my experiences with them for two and a half years. As they said in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance...when you have a choice between the truth and the legend, print the legend. But I prefer strippers who are just that: strippers in their full stripperiness with no frills other than a simple humanity and compassion for others. Call me an old-fashioned guy. Posted by: Sir Cranky on March 2, 2008 10:41 PM Post a commentYour comment will not be visible for about a minute. If you don't see your comment when the page reloads, do not post it again. Reload the page in a minute, and you'll see it. < BACK TO Features |
    
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