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GENNIFER FLOWERS
A trailblazer in Clinton affair claims, Flowers claimed to have had a lengthy relationship with Bill while he was the governor of Arkansas. He admitted to only one encounter with her in his 2004 memoir. She posed for Penthouse in December 1992, wrote a tell-all book in 1995, and married real estate broker Finis Shelnutt in 1996. Since then Flowers has undergone a ton of plastic surgery (face lift, eyes, lipo, nose) and relaunched the singing career she began at age 11, receiving a favorable review from the New York Times while touring in 2002. She opened the Gennifer Flowers Kelsto Club near Bourbon Street in New Orleans, where she curated the depressing piano bar and even sang a little herself. After Hurricane Katrina, Flowers relocated her nebulous Gennifer Flowers Company to Las Vegas, where she performs in hotel casinos. Interesting footnote: Flowers now says she may endorse Hillary Clinton.

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KATHLEEN WILLEY
A proto-Monica, Willey was a White House volunteer who accused Bill of fondling her in the Oval Office when she came calling for a paid gig in November 1993. While Bill was "checking her references" (wink wink), her first husband, Ed Willey, was lying in the woods, dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. She waited to reveal the accusation until a 1998 appearance on 60 Minutes amid the gropey-Bill firestorm. Linda Tripp described Willey as a happy harlot, eager to pursue a relationship with Bill. After that relationship didn't pan out, Willey accused the Clintons of covert personal terrorism, including threats, theft of a manuscript, and even the murder of her husband. In spite of her hardships, Willey had proven to be quite wily. She managed to evade her dead husband's many debtors and even had his clients charged with extortion. In November of this year she released the book Target: Caught in the Crosshairs of Bill and Hillary Clinton, chronicling her White House exploits and the ensuing drama.

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TONY RODHAM
Perhaps none of the Billary siblings managed to cash in on the first Clinton White House more than Tony Rodham. The college dropout who worked as a repo man in Chicago projects went on to score a sweet job in outreach for the Democratic National Committee. But if being a selectively poor judge of character in the name of potential financial gain is a crime, Tony Rodham is guilty as charged. While working as a consultant in 1997, he got tangled up with Moscow's mayor, Yuri Luzhkov, who likely has ties to the Russian mob. He also became a friend and admirer of human-rights-violating, lesbian-daughter-disowning Cambodian prime minister Hun Sen.

As of early this year, Tony was still embroiled in his own presidential pardon problems after failing to repay loans to a carnival company, whose owners, incidentally, received pardons from President Clinton.